Teri Biwi Mere Kabze Me Hai On Top Ten SMS Jokes

 Kidnaper : Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa : Saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi..

Is Naye Saal mai..

Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar

2013 is at the door

2013 is at the door
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.

Happy New Year to you!

Happy New Year to you!
May every great new day
bring you sweet surprises…
a happiness buffet.