Tuesday 30 April 2013

Hindi English Inspirational SMS Quotes| Motivational Messages And Jokes

Share the top best inspirational quotes and sms your friend. top 10 sms jokes blogspot new Motivational SMS added every day. Latest Inspired Mobile SMS in hindi, english language, inspirational and motivational sms jokes in hindi 140 character here. 

If you want something you never had,
do something you have never done.
Don’t go the way life takes you,
Take the life the way you go.
And remember you are born to live and
not living because you are born!!!

Good thoughts:
Kill the tension before tension kills you.
Reach your goal before goal kicks you.
Help everyone before someone helps you.
Live LIFE before the LIFE leaves you..!

Good thoughts:
Kill the tension before tension kills you.
Reach your goal before goal kicks you.
Help everyone before someone helps you.
Live LIFE before the LIFE leaves you..!

Dali par baithe hue parinde ko pata hai ki dali kamzor hai,
Fir bhi wo us dali par hai.
Kyun?
Kyun ke usko dali se zyada apne Pankh par bharosa hai
Trust urself..

Monday 29 April 2013

Hindi English Best Wishes SMS And Massages 140 Character

A wish is a hope or desire for something so we have provide new and latest collection of Wishes Sms and massages with fun Quotes. find out more Best Wishes text sms messages and You want to wish your sms friends. there is top best wishes for exams, marriage Wishes, Jobezs (Naukri) Wishes, birthday (janamdin) Wishes, and god Wishes 140-120 Character.   

Aapki zindagi me kabhi gam n ho,
Aapki aankhe kabhi aansuo se nami n ho,
Aapko mile zindagi bhar ki khushi,
Bhale hi uus khushi me hum na ho..

I Wish 4 " U " I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."

Har phool apko armaan de,
har subah aapko salam de,
hum dua karte hain,
aapka ek aansu bhi agar nikle,
to khuda aapko us se dugani muskaan de..

The Best Medicine in The World
Without any Side Effect is a
**SMILING FACE**
I Pray That This Medicine Stays
Always With U…!!

Fresh air? fresh idea?
fresh talent? fresh energy?
i wish u to have a
special Sunday..?
marvelous Monday?
tasty Tuesday?
wonderful Wednesday?
thankful Thursday?
friendly Friday?
successful Saturday?
have a great week ahead.

Friday 26 April 2013

Celebrate World Labour Day SMS Massages Hindi/English|Labour Day greetings And wishes

Labour Day is an annual holiday to celebrate the achievements of workers. For the workers' holiday held on May 1, see International Workers' Day. Here is the  top collection of World Labour Day sms, messages, wishes and greeting. Celebrate the achievements of workers and sand greetings and wishes all your labour firends and brothers.

Mere hamsaye Se koi akar ye poche,
Kya halat h mere Ik ghar ki,
Jawab milega yahi k Main Faaqe karke bhi Mazduri kya Krta hoon.
Happy Labour Day

Let’s celebrate the labor
That built up this great land
From field to field to desk to desk
They built it hand in hand.
Happy Labor Day

Salute you on a Special Day
For all the hard work you do
Celebrate With Joy
This very very happy
May 1st Workers Day

Yahan Mazdoor ko marne ki kuch is lie bhi jaldi hai,
Kahen zindagi ki kashmakash mei Kafan mehnga na ho jaey.

So Jatay Hain Footpath Pe Akhbaar Bicha Kar,
Mazdoor Kabhi Neend Ki Goli Nahi Khatay,
Happy 1st May Labour Day….


Munna Bhai SMS Jokes In Hindi|Munna Circuit Jokes And Messages

Intruthing Munna bhai and Circuit Hindi Joke for you. Read and laugh with these top comedy jokes from Munna bahi in Hindi. words. Hare are the most funtastic jokes of Munna bhai on facebook and twitter.
 
Circuit: Bhai U.S. ka Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe
Cirt: Dhobighat boletoh?
Munna: Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka.;-)

Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS
Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh
S=SARDAR
M=MANMOHAN
S=SINGH

Dost sorela hai kya,
Teri bahut memory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko
ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na,
Bole to GOOD wali night

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

Thursday 25 April 2013

New Birthday SMS Jokes In Hindi/English 140 cheractor|Birthday Greetings, Wishes

You can share cute and latest Birthday SMS Jokes In Hindi 140 cheractor. Everyone looks and forward to birthdays Greetings, Wishes all your friends, children, and other relatives. Because birthday is a day when a person celebrates the anniversary of his or her birth.
 
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker,
khud ko akela paya hoga

Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
*Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU*.

\O/ .O ..O
..|..../|\...–|¬
./ \.../\..../ \
Aaj phir din aaya nachne, gane ka yaar
Janamdin mubarak mere Yaar....

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day...
may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

Tere Janam Din Par Tujhe Kya Pesh Karu
Tajmahal Du Tujhe Ya Chanderma Pesh Karu
Aur To Kuch Nahi Mere Pass Ae Mere Sanam
Sochta Hu Bas Tujhe Apni Baffa Pesh Karu..

Wednesday 24 April 2013

New Hindi Love Shayari SMS|Pyar Bhari Shayari Romantic SMS Shayari

Get the latest hindi pyar bhari shayaries and romantic love massages. Here is your special Love Shayri including Hindi Loving Shayari SMS for free. pyaar mohobbat sms hindi shayari for your girlfriend.  


Kisi aur ke baho mein rahakar
Wo humse wafa ki bate karte hai
Ye kaisi chahat hai yaro,
Wo bewafa hai jankar bhi,
HUM UNHI SE PYAR KARTE HAI..

मोहब्बत के सपने वो दिखाते बहुत हैं;
रातों में वो हमको जगाते बहुत हैं;
मैं आँखों में काजल लगाऊं तो कैसे;
इन आँखों को लोग रुलाते बहुत हैं।

Wo rootha rootha sa lagta hai,
Koi tarkeeb batao pass aane ki,
Main zindgi girvi rakh sakta hoon,
Tum keemat batao usey manane ki.

मुझे इस बात का गम नहीं कि बदल गया ज़माना;
मेरी जिंदगी तो सिर्फ तुम हो, कहीं तुम ना बदल जाना।

Meri koi khata to Saabit kar,
Jo Buri hun to Bura Saabit kar,
Tujhe chaha hai kitna tu kya jane,
Chal main Bewafa hi sahi,
Tu Apni Wafa Saabit kar..!!!

Tuesday 23 April 2013

Hanuman Jayanti SMS Massages In Hindi 140 Character/120 Words

Hanuman Jayanti is celebrated to commemorate the birth of Hanuman. It is celebrated on the 15th day of the Shukla Paksha, during the month of Chaitra. Know more on Hanuman Jayanti and its celebrations in India. Here is some Hanuman Jayanti sms messages and Hanuman Jayanti text messages 140 Character. greetings and Wishes all your friends and parents on Hanuman Jayanti.  

Janam Divas Ram Bhakt Hunumaan ka,
Jalayi Vishal Lanka jisne sirf apni poonch se..
Janam Divas hai uss Balwaan kaa.
Badhai ho Janam Divas Hunumaan Ka!

Manojavam Maarutatulya Vegam
Jitendriyam buddhimataamVaristham,
Vaataatmajam Vaanarayoothmukhyam
Sriramdootam saranam Prapadhye
happy Sri Hunumaan Jayanthi 2013

Wishing You A Very Very Happy Hanuman Jayanti.
May Lord Hanuman bless you to become
Successful in everything you do.
Happy Hanuman Jayanti

I wish joy, Harmony and Prosperity
on Hanuman Jayanti
for you and your family
Wishes on Hanuman Jayanti

Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram
Hare Ram Hare Ram Hare Ram
Hanuman Ji Ki Tarah Japte Jao
Apni Saari Badhaye Door Karte Jao
Shubh Hanuman Jayanti

Monday 22 April 2013

New Hindi Politics SMS Jokes 140 Charactor 2013

Famous and funny large collection of Politics SMS Jokes and quotes, Indian And pakistani most tated sns jokes in hindi. If you are looking for funny Politition jokes and massages visit the top 10 sms jokes. 

Lalu to Rabri:
Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai,
toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare,
aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.
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Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?


Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha..
Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..??

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Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha

Sonia ji 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class mein a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.

Pappu bola mere 3 sawal hai:
1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank mein hai.

Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.

After half time

Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai
4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji?
aur akhiri sawal?
Q5) Pappu kaha hai?

Warning:
Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko
lalu ki akal,
mayawati ki shakl,
mulayam ki jawani,
kalaam ke baal aur
atal ki chal de..
Ab bhula k dekho.

Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!

Friday 19 April 2013

140 Character SMS Shayari In Hindi| 140 Words Small SMS Massages

Here is top latest collection Hindi  sms 140 character list. Get the 140 Words Sms messages and send your best friends and all other. Look at the Fresh, New, sad, and funny Hindi Shayari 140 Character.  

 
Waqat Ki Ho Doop Ya Ho Tez Aandiyan
Kuch Kadmo K Nishan Kabi Nahe Khote
Jinhien Yaad Kar K Muskura De Aankhein
Wo Log Door Ho Kar B Door Nahe Hote…

Agar woh pooch le humse kis baat ka gham hai..
To phir kis baat ka gham hai agar woh pooch le humse ki kis baat ka ghum hai.

Fiza me mehakti shaam ho tum,
Pyaar me jhalakta jaam ho tum,
Seene me chupaye feerte hain hum yaadein tumhari,
Isliye meri zindagi ka dusra naam jo tum…

Thursday 18 April 2013

Ram Navami SMS Shayari 140 Character In Hindi|Ram Navami Messages

People will find large collection of Ram Navami sms messages and hindi Ram Navami shayaries. enjoy the ful Ram Navam SMS of Shayari. We have provide Ultimate Ram Navam new and latest sms Shayaries 2013.

Ram ji ki jyoti se noor milta hai
Sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai
Jo bhi jata hai ram ji ke dwar
Kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
“Happy Ram Navmi”.

Bhaji mann Ram siyapati
Raghukul eese
Deen bandhu dukh taaran
Kosaladhees
Ram kisi bhaanti bhaji,
Ravan ki reeti taji.
Jai Shri Ram!
"Happy Ram Navami".

Ram jinka naam hai,
Ayodhya jinka dhaam hai,
Aise raghunandan ko,
hamara pranam hai
Aapko aur apke parivaar ko Ram Navami ki haardik shubhkaamnaye.
"Happy Ram Navami".

Jante hai sabhi RAM sevak hun,
naam mera HANUMAN hai
Bair kare jo mere prabhu se,
meri mutthi me us dusht ke pran hai
Jinke naam se jal me patthar taire
Tu bhi tar jaye,
re bande kaha tera dhyaan hai.
JAI SHRI RAM

Paani me nek naam kabhi doobte nahi
Sachhai ka rang dhone se kabhi chut-te nahi
Insaniyat ke farz se jo chukte nahi
RAMJI aise bando pe meher karna bhoolte nahi
Happy Ramnavmi

Monday 15 April 2013

Funny Santa Banta SMS Jokes 140 Character In Hindi

People will find large collection of santabanta sms messages and hindi santa banta jokes, shayaries. enjoy the ful jokes of snata banta. We have provide Ultimate Santa Banta new and latest sms jokes 2013.

 SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........

Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge..

Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha

Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.

Saturday 13 April 2013

Top 10 Happy Navratri SMS|Navratri messages And Shayaries

Must collection of Navratri Hindi Shayari SMS and messages you can share with your friends and many other relatives. Marathi Guajarati happy navratri sms 140 Character.

Resham Ka Haar,
SawaN ki SugaNdh
Barish Ni Fuhar,
Radha Ki Ummide
KaNhaiya Ka Pyar.,
Mubarak Ho Apko NAVARATRI Ka Tyohar., HAPPY NAVARATRI.!

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,
fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,
rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu?
Happy Navratri!

Bharpoor Pyar Miley Tohfe Mein Aapko,
Khushiyan Naseeb Ho Beshumar Aapko,
Na Rahey Koi Gam Aapki Zindagi Mein,
Aisa Ho Navratri Ka Aagaz Aapka,
Shubh Navratra

Sara Jahan He Jiski Sharan Me.
Naman Hai Us Mata Ke Charan Me.
Bane Us Mata Ke Charno Ki Dhul.
Aawo Milker Chadhaye Shraddha K Phool..
NAVRATRI KI SHUBH KAMNA..

Jai Maa Durge!
Jai Maa Ambe!
Jai Maa Jagdambe!
Jai Maa Bhawani!
Jai Maa Sheetla!
Jai Maa Vaishno!
Jai Maa Chandi!
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey
Jai Mata di!

N-Nav Chetna
A-Akhandjyoyi
V-Vighnanasak
R-Ratjageshwari
A-Ananddayi
T-Trikaldarshi
R-Rakshankarti
A-Anandmayi
May MAA DURGA Bless U Happy Navratri.

Jagat paalan haar hai maa,
mukti ka dham hai maa.
hamari bakti ke adhar hai maa,
ham sab ki raksha ki avatar hai maa.
‘happy navaraatri’

 Maa durga apko apni 9 bhujao se: 1.
bal 2. buddhi 3. aishwarya 4. sukh 5.
swasthya 6. daulat 7. abhijeet 8. nirbhikta 9.
sampannta pradan kare JAI MATA DI.

 Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai
sabke dilo ko marm milta hai
jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar
kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
SHUBH NAVRATRI.

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,
KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS;
AISA NAVRATRI KA TYOHAAR HO,
HAPPY NAVRATRI
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