Celebrate Happy Christmas SMS Messages Hindi/Punjabi|Christmas Greetings And Wishes

Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ celebrated generally on December 25 by millions of people around the world.

So we have brought Hindi/English/Punjabi SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Happy Christmas  SMS for you. Christmas SMS 2013 Text Messages for facebook and twitter.

May ur neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday

1 X’mas Tree!
1 Lakh Candles!
1 Crore Baloons!
1 Million Stars!
1 Billion Wishes!&
1 Hearty Prayer!

I wish you Lovely X-mas,
I wish you Favorable,
I wish you Enjoyable,
You shall not Lack in this X-mas,
They Lord shall provide to you,
Merry X-Mas.


Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Merry Christmas

FOOTPRINTS OF SANTA
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. ......... (_/.....
SANTA IS COMING YOUR WAY

Celebrate Happy Guru Nanak Birthday SMS Massages Hindi/Punjabi|Guru Nanak Greetings And Wishes

Guru Nanak or Gurpurab celebrates the birth of the first Sikh Guru, Guru Nanak. This is one of the most sacred festivals in Sikhism.

So we have brought Punjabi/Hindi/English/ SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Guru Nanak Jayanti SMS for you. Happy Guru Nanak Birthday SMS 2013. Text Messages for facebook and twitter.


Celebrate Gurpurab:
With Your Loved Ones/Friends And Family,
And Enjoy Guru Ji’s Divine Love and Blessings,,,,,,
HAPPY Gurpurab Festival…

Tumne Sikhaya Ungali Pakad Ke Chalna,
Tumne Bataya Kaise Girne Pe Sambhalna.
Tumhari Wajah Se Aaj Hum Pahunche Is Mukaam Pe,
Guru Purab Beete Prabhu Naam Mein.
“HAPPY GURU NANAK JAYANTI”

Kissi Ne Pucha Tera Gharbaar Kitna Hai
Kissi Ne Pucha Tera Karobaar Kitna Hai
Kssi Ne Pucha Tera Parivaar Kitna Hai
Koi Virla Hi Puch Da Hai,
Tera Guru Naal Pyaar Kitna Hai…

Its Gurunanak Jayanti
And I wouldn’t miss to say
I am pround being a Sikh
Today and everyday.
Happy Gurupurab.

Man Mein Sincho Har Har Naam
Andar Kirtan, Hor Guun Gaam
Aisi Preet Karo Man Mere
Aath Pehar Prab Jano Nehre
Kaho guru Ja Ka Nirmal Bhaag
Har Charnee Ta Ka Man Laag.

Celebrate Karva Chauth SMS Massages Hindi/Punjabi|Karva Chauth Greetings And Wishes

Karwa Chauth is an annual one-day festival celebrated by Hindu women in North India. The festival falls on the fourth day after the full moon, in the Hindu calendar month of Kartik.
So we have brought Hindi/ Bengali/Punjabi SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Karwa Chauth  for you. Happy Karwa Chauth 2013 Sms Text Messages for facebook and twitter.

May The Sindoor,
Testify Your Prayers,
For Your Husband’s Long Life.
The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,
The Promises That Binds You.
And The Color Of Mehndi,
Prove The Depth Of Your Love.
Happy Karwa Chauth..!!

Jab Tak Na Dekhe Chahera Aapka,
Na Safal Ho Ye Tyohar Hamara,
Aapke Bina Adhura He Jivan Hamara,
Jaldi Aao Dikhado Apni Surat,
Aur Kar Do Karva Chauth Safal Hamara.

Ham To Bhukh Se Mar Rahe He Yahan
Par Aapko Hamari Qadar Hai Kahan,
Aaj Hai Hamara Karva Chauth,
Aake Pilao Pani Dur Karo hamari Pareshani.
Happy Karva Chauth.

Sabhi Vivahit bhaiyo Ko Yah suchit Kiya jata hai..
ki
Aaj ke din Savdhani aur Dhiraj Se kaam leve…
Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnak Hoti hai

Happy Karva Chauth

Eid al-Adha (Bakra Eid) SMS, Wishes, quotes And Greetings

Send cool and thoughtful Bakra Eid messages SMS to wish your loved ones. Happy Eid Al Adha Wishes SMS and English Messages Bakrid mubarak quotes 2013 Greetings.

On the canvas of life we often go off color,
but as long as people like you are there
to add the right shades,
life goes on to be a rainbow!
Eid mubarak  

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK

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Jisne Qurbani Me Hissa Lenä Hai
Wo Sirf 100 Ka
Bälänce Bhej Kar Booking Karwa Lay.

 

Navratri (Durga Puja) SMS 2013 Wishes Messages and Quotes In Hindi

We have the best collection of Happy Navratri 2013, On the occasion of a Happy Navaratri 2013 with latest Happy Navratri Best SMS.


माँ दुर्गे ,माँ अंबे,माँ जगदांबे,माँ भवानी,माँ शीतला,माँ वैष्णाओ,माँ चंडी ,
माता रानी मेरी और आपकी मनोकामना पूरी करे.जय माता दी.

लाल  रंग  क़ी  चुनरी  से  सजा  माँ  का  दरबार,हर्षित  हुआ  मन,  पुलकित  हुआ  संसार,
नन्हे -नन्हे  कदमो  से  माँ  आये  आपके  द्वार,मुबारक  हो  आपको  नवरात्री  का  त्यौहार..

लाल रंग की चुनरी से सजा माँ का दरबार;
हर्षित हुआ संसार!
नन्हें नन्हें क़दमों से, माँ आये आपके द्वार;
मुबारक हो आपको नवरात्री का त्योहार!
शुभ नवरात्री!

Celebrate Gandhi Jayanti SMS Messages Hindi/English|2 October Greetings And Wishes

Gandhi Jayanti is celebrated on October 2, every year. Gandhi Jayanti is marked by prayer services and tributes all over India. So we have brought Hindi/ English SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Gandhi Jayanti for you.

Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Science without humanity
Knowledge without character
Politics without principle
Commerce without morality
Worship without sacrifice.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

Pappu: Ek Baat Bata Yeh Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai ?
Bholu: Mujhe Kya Pata?
Pappu: Pagal Royenge Toh Note Geela Ho Jaayega Na…

Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagraha ka raag sunaya tha,
Desh ka tha anmol wo deepak jo Mahatma kehlaya tha…
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

New And Latest Husband-Wife Sms Jokes Hindi/English

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patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se

पत्नी ने पति को समझाते हुए कहा – “देखो जी, तुम्हारा दोस्त जिस लड़की से शादी करना चाहता है वह लड़की अच्छी नहीं है. आप अपने दोस्त को मना क्यों नहीं करते ?” पति – “मैं क्यों मना करूँ ? … उसने मुझे मना किया था क्या ?”

छोटे कस्बे की रहने वाली एक महिला को मुंबई में नौकरी मिल गई . वह अकेली ही नौकरी ज्वाइन करने पहुंची, वहाँ कंपनी ने उसे रहने के लिए एक फ़्लैट भी दे दिया.

महिला ने सोचा कि अपने पति को सूचना दे दूँ ताकि उन्हें चिंता न हो. उसने पति के लिए sms लिखा परन्तु गलती से गलत नंबर पर भेज दिया.

जिस आदमी को वह sms मिला उसकी पत्नी गुजर गई थी और वह अभी-अभी अंतिम संस्कार करके लौटा था.

sms पढ़ते ही वह आदमी बेहोश हो गया और उसे अस्पताल में भर्ती कराना पड़ा …

आखिर ऐसा क्या लिखा था sms में ……… आप भी पढ़िए -

“डियर, मैं सही-सलामत पहुँच गई हूँ और यहाँ रहने के लिए अच्छी जगह भी मिल गई है…. आप बिलकुल चिंता मत करना बस 1-2 दो दिन में ही आपको भी बुला लूंगी ….

Celebrate Ganesh Chaturthi SMS Messages Hindi/English|Ganesh Utsav Greetings And Wishes

Ganesh Chaturthi is the day Shiva declared his son Ganesha as superior to all the gods, barring Vishnu, Lakshmi, Shiva and Parvati. So we have brought Hindi/ Bengali/Maharashtrian SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Ganesh Chaturthi for you.

May ganesh bring you and your family
Lots and Lots Of HAPPINESS,
LOVE,HEALTHSWEETNESS and PROSPERITY...


गणेश की ज्योति से नूर मिलता है
दो दिलों को सुरूर मिलता है,
जो भी जाता है गणेशा के द्वार,
कुछ ना कुछ मिलता है
"जय श्री गणेश"


As rains bless the Earth
Likewise may Lord Ganesha Bless you
With never ending Happiness
Keep smiling & receiting
Ganapatti Bappa Moorya!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!!!


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......))
DearGanesh Ji.
Jo is smsko
pd rha hai
use Duniya ki
hr Khushi dena,
Qki
Kuch Log Hmesha
MuSKuRaTe
huye ache lagte Hai.


Tumachya Aushyatala Anand Ganeshachya Pota Itka Vishal Aso,
Adachani Undara Itkya Lahan Aso,
Ayushya Sonde Itke Lamb Aso,
Kshan Modaka Itke God Asave Aso
Ganeshchaturthichya Hardik Shubhechha

Jay Shree Ganeshay Namahhh
Ganapati Bappa Morya
Mangalmurti Moraya
Saglya Mitrana Mazyakadun
Ganesh Chaturthichya Hardik Subheccha

Celebrate Teacher’s Day SMS Wishes Hindi/English Funny Jokes And Messages

Introducing funny relationship of Teacher’s Day  Hindi, English wishes for you. Read and laugh with these top new comedy jokes from Teacher’s Day in Hindi jokes 140 words. Hare are the most funtastic jokes for your Teacher on facebook and twitter.

May not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you,
who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau,
sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called truth.

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
BOY- sir bataiye na
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja

साइंस की मैडम ने पप्पू को पूछा
मैडम: "चाँद पर पहला कदम किसने रखा था?"
पप्पू: "नील आर्मस्ट्रांग."
मैडम: "वेरी गुड, और दूसरा ?"
पप्पू: "दूसरा भी उसी ने रखा होगा, लंगड़ा थोड़े
ना था वो"

Celebrate Krishna Janmashtami Messages Hindi/English|Janmashtami Greetings And Wishes

Mathura and Vrindavan, and regions following Vaishnavism in Manipur. is an annual commemoration of the birth of the Hindu deity Krishna, the eighth avatar of Vishnu. Krishna Janmashtami is celebrated mostly in Mathura and Vrindavan. So we have brought Hindi, English and Bhojpuri SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Krishna Janmashtami Tyohaar for you.

Ek Radha Ek Meera
Dono ne shyam ko chaaha
ab shyaam pe hai sara bhaar
kis ki preet kare sweekar
Happy janmashtami.

Nand ke ghar Anand Hi Anand Bhayo,
Jo Nand Ke Ghar Gopal Aayo,
Jai Ho Murli Dhar Gopal ki,
Jai Ho Kanhaiya Lal Ki"
Happy Janmashtami.


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"JAI SHRI KRISHNA"
Happy Janmshtami
                  
Don't be illusioned by maya.
Maya is the root cause of all pain and misery.
LORD KRISHNA Happy Janmashtami.

Aaj hai duniya k sabse bade aashiq ka janamdin,
Is liye sabhi aashiqo ko
dil se
HAPPY KRISNA JANMASTAMI.

Independence day (15th August) short poems|Desh Bhakti Hindi kavita

There are large Collection on Independence Day 2013 Poem in Hindi, Free Desh Bhakti Poems, new Kavita, Shayari in Hindi and English.  Read 15th august Your Favorite Hindi Patriotic Poems.   

Maathe Par Giri-Raj Himalay

Baccho Apni Shan Hai Dikhaata

Charno Mein Bhaarat Mata Key

Saagar Bhi Hai Sheesh Jhukaata

Paschhim Aur Purab Ke Jungal Mein

Bhaag Sher  Sab Paye Jaatey

Nadiyo Mein Ghadiyaal Magar Sub

Apnaa Roop Dikhaatey

Mitti Ore Hawaa Deti Hai

Dharti Ko Mohak Pareevesh

Issi Liye Toh Pyaare Baccho

Anokha Sabsey Bhaarat Desh!

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Tiranga uncha lahraye

Dhwaj Bharat ka apana pyara,
Tiranga uncha lahraye.
Gaurav hai yah matribhumi ka,
Jag men shan badhaye.

Sab se uper rang keshariya ,
Ran veeneron ki nishani.
Neeche hara rang kahata hai,
Aman prem ki kahani.
Beech men ujjwal shwet rang,
Her man ko sukh panhuchaye.

Shikheron maidanon men ye,
Her jagah hai shobha pata.
Sager ke seene per chalate,
Poton per phahrata.
Isako aage leker chalatin,
Hain teenon senayen.

Uncha sada uthayenge ham,
Jara na jhukane denge.
Buri nazar dale ger koi,
Sabak use ham denge.
Ajadi ka chinh tiranga uncha uthata jaye

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Wahi Purab hai, Wahi Paschim hai,
Washi Uttar hai Wahi Dakshin,
Tukde-Tukde Meri Dharti ke,
Nahi Bhulta mai woh kshan.

Kaise Beete pata nahi hai,
67 Warsh Azadi ke.
Azad Hindustan kaisa hoga,
Sapne har ek manav ke.

Jan-Jan mein goonjta naam hai,
Bharat ke veer shahidon ka.
Aaj bhi aisi veer shahidi,
Bhula na sakta Hindustan.

Karwan ki pakdi dagar aisi,
Grihatyag balidaan kiya.
Maatribhumi ko sheesh chadhane,
Veeron ne kaisa pran liya.

Ahinsa ke bal Gaandhi koode,
Raajneeti Nehru ji ki.
Subhash Chander, Shekhar jaison ne,
Laaj bachai bharat ki.

Raajguru, Batukeshwar Dutt bhi,
Shaheed ho gaye is ran mein.
Amar shaheedi tabhi bachi hai,
Swatantra bharat ke kan-kan mein.

Chale gaye Angrej chhod desh,
Apni dharti tod gaye.
Bharat aur Pakistan banaakar,
Fir se jhagda jod gaye.

“Angrejo Bharat Chhodo”,
“Jai Hind” Hamara Naara tha.
Bharat ki dharati goonj uthi,
Jan-Jan ne yahi pukara tha.

Aao aaj fir se hum,
Unhi palon ko yaad karen.
Yah Shubh din Amar rahe,
Baar-baar fariyaad karen.

“Jai Hind” “Jai Bharat” Bolo,
Deshbhakti mein amrit gholo.
Swatrata diwas amar rahe,
Hindustani dil se bolo.

Love - Romantic SMS Shayari In Hindi/Urdu

Here is latest collection of  Love and Romantic sms shayaris in Hindi, urdu and english 140-120 words. large Romantic Love SMS for girlfriend and send sms by mobile.  cute love sms, Love poem sms full of Romance in Hindi, funny Love sms quotes.

Waqt fisalta hai ret ki tarah,
Hum bas use sambhalna bhul jate hai,
Kuch log bahut khaas hote hai
zindagi mai,
Hum bas unhe pehchanna bhul jate hai!....

Luv me 4ever,
Dnt love me 4 fun oh girl
Let me b d 1 oh girl,
Love me 4 a reason,
Let d reason b love.

Dil Roya Par Aankhon Ko Rone Na Diya
Sari Sari Raat Jage Khud Ko Sone Na Diya
Itna Karte Hai Yaad Aap Ko
Par Is Baat Ka Ehsaas Aap Ko Kabhi Hone Na Diya…

Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai

Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.

Phool us par bhi the,

Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,

Log yaha bhi the.

Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.

Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.

Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.

Qazi udhar bhi the,

Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,

Ise sajaya gaya.

Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.

Fark sirf itna sa hai,

USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA

Riddles, Paheliyan with Answers In Hindi

There is largest collection of Riddles, Paheliyan in hindi with correct answer. So we have brought Hindi/English Paheliyan for facebook and twitter.

Bikhari Nhi Par Bikh Mangataa Hai
Ladki Nhi Par Purse Isthemal Krta Hai
Pujaari Nhi Par Ghanti Bjaata Hai.
Ans: Bus Conductor

Aisi Kon Si Cheez Hei Jishey
Aagey Sey Toh Banayaa Hein Bhagwan Ney
Aur Pichey Sey Insaan Ney.
Ans: Bel Gaadi

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?


I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ?

तुम न बुलाओ मैं आ जाऊँगी,
न भाड़ा न किराया दूँगी,
घर के हर कमरे में रहूँगी,
पकड़ न मुझको तुम पाओगे,
मेरे बिन तुम न रह पाओगे,
बताओ मैं कौन हूँ?
उत्तर: हवा

Bhai Behan SMS Shayari For Raksha Bandhan In Hindi

Read Rakhi ka tyohar Hindi Shayari sms and Bhai Behan latest messages collection of mobile facebook and twitter. sister and brothers Best relationship sms quotes for rakhi.

"Raksha Bandhan SMS In Hindi For Your Loving Sister"

Ye Lamha Kuch Khas Hai,
Behan Ke Hathon Mein Bhai Ka Haath Hai,
O Behna Tere Liye Mere Pass Kuch Khas Hai,
Tere Sukoon Ki Khatir Meri Behna,
Tera Bhai Hamesha Tere Sath Hai…

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me C..
How Bout Jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

"Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer
Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer
vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai
Boli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.”

U know dat u r da most precious stone
in da collection of my secret treasure..
Wishing u very Happy Rakhi &
best of luck 4 every thing.
                     
Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

Your CARE makes me feel proud.
&
on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

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Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
"Inside Life ENDs!"
But...
If it Breaks from inside! "Life Begins!"
"GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

Each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> & live life & make each moment beautiful....

Enjoy Pappu And Teacher Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Pappu Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Pappu SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Pappu SMS shayaries Indian Naughty Pappu and Teacher jokes.

Pappu to teacher : sir mainu chutti
chahidi a,
teacher : kyu
pappu : ajj saade ghar 3 mehmaan
aa rahe ne,
teacher : kaun kaun ?
pappu : sir meri naani da beta,
meri mummy da bro, te mera
mamma…

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko

Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi
lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand
karti hai

Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai

Ab jabki pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai

aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin
karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha
nahi lagta

To yeh unka personal problem hai
,Aap kyun apna dimaag kharab ker rahe ho

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!

Enjoy Sharabi Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Sharabi Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Sharabi SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Sharabi SMS shayaries, Indian Sharabi jokes.

पत्नी, पति से, "रात को आप शराब पीकर गटर में गिर गए थे।"
पति: क्या बताऊं, सब गलत संगत का असर है, हम 4 दोस्त,1 बोतल, और वो तीनों कम्बख्त पीते नही।

Wife: Aap ne kaha tha aap bina wajah sharab nahin piyenge.
Hu'bd: Wajah hai. Diwali aa rahi hai. Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali bottle bhi to chaahiye.

3 Piyakkar ne Daru pee ke Ek Taxi Roki....Taxi Driver ne Gaddi Start ki and Fir Band kar di...Bola yeh Lo Saab hum pahunch gaye
1st Piyakkar ne Use Paise De diye
2nd Piyakkar Bola...Thank You
3rd Piakkar ne ek Thappad Diya n Bola "Sale Aaram se chalaya kar...marwa deta aaj to"

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai…

Enjoy Bollywood Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Bollywood Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Bollywood Dabang SMS in hindi and english jokes every day. There are New and Latest bollywood SMS shayaries indian celebrity jokes.

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
 
Dharminder: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Dharminder: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

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Har baar rajnikanth nhi
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He is anil kapoor
AG, oG , loG , sunoG

धरती से जाने के बाद प्राण साहब ऊपर पहुंचे ...

यमराज ने प्राण साहब से पूछा -: कौन हो तुम ?

इस पर प्राण बोले... इस इलाके में नए आए हो साहब,
वर्ना शेर खान को कौन नहीं जानता...

यमराज: जानते हो कहाँ खङे हो, और किससे बात कर रहे हो?

प्राण: सब पता है, शेर खान ने शादी नहीं की तो क्या, बारातें बहुत देखी हैं...

यमराज (चिल्लाते हुए) -: हम यम हैँ यम! इस तरह से बात कैसे कर रहे हो??

प्राण: चिल्लाओ नहीं बरखुरदार , गला खराब हो जाएगा ...

Celebrate Raksha Bandhan SMS Messages Hindi/English|Rakhi Greetings And Wishes

Raksha Bandhan or Rakhi is a Hindu festival in India, celebrates the relationship between brothers, cousins and sisters. So here you will find large collection of Raksha Bandhan sms messages and shayars.  funny Raksha Bandhan SMS, sweet and nice Rakhi SMS 140 Character and 120 words, Raksha Bandhan greetings And wishes for your lovely sisters and brothers.

Rishta hai janmo ka hamara
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dearest bro.

Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile
Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi,
Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile

Behna Ne Bhaai Ki Kalaai Se Pyaar Baandha Hai
Pyaar Ke Do Taar Se,
Sansaar Baandha Hai
Resham Ki Dori Se
Resham Ki Dori Se Sansaar Baandha Hai
Happy Raksha Bandhan

हर लड़की तेरे लिए बेक़रार है
हर लड़की को तेरा इन्तेजार है
ये तेरा कोई कमाल नहीं
कुछ दिन बाद रक्षा बंधन का त्यौहार है

आती थी जाती थी
हंसती थी हंसाती थी
भागती थी  भागाती थी
बोलती थी बुलवाती थी
पर आज पता चला की
वो मुझे राखी बांधना चाहती थी

Celebrate Independence Day SMS Messages Hindi/English|India 15 August Greetings And Wishes

India Enjoy Independence Day on August 15 each year. So here you will find large collection of 15 August sms messages and shayars.  funny Independence Day  SMS, sweet and nice Independence Day SMS 140 Character and 120 words Independence Day greetings And wishes for your lovely friends.

Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,
Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,
Meri Khush naseebi mili zindagi is chaman mein
Bhula na sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.
Happy Independence Day!

Ye baat hawao ko bataye rakhna,
Roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna,
Lahu dekar jiski hifazat humne ki… aise
TIRANGE ko sada Dil me basaye rakhna….
Happy Indian Independence Day ...

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SARE JAHA SE ACHA
HINDUSTAN HMARA

15 August aa raha hy
Gandhi ji k photo jama kr raha hun
Plz
Ghr me jitny b
10,20,50,100,500,1000
K note hai mujy bhej do,purane b chal jaynge.

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Celebrate Funny Indian Politics Jokes SMS Messages In Hindi

You will find large collection of Politics sms jokes so we have provide Politics And Netaji Jokes SMS and messages share with your friends and relatives. funny sms in Politics with latest quotes, shayaris for Political Party.

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.

Neta Ki Wife: Suno Ji, Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Hai, New Le Do!
Neta: Mere Sath Bhaashan Mein Chalo, Jitni Marzi Le Aana,
Who Bhi Pasand Karke..

Guard enters Sonia Gandhi's office -
"Madam aapka MMS aaya hai !!"
Sonia Gandhi- Ohh NO !!
Man Mohan Singh enters :
"kamino mera poora naam liya karo."...

Celebrate Punjabi Jokes SMS Massages|Punjabi Quotes And Wishes

You will find large collection of punjabi sms jokes so we have provide Punjabi Jokes SMS and messages share with your friends and relatives. funny sms in punjabi with latest quotes, shayaris for sardar. 

Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh
Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.


Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c
svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai
per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?
Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?
Snta: Mobile te sap wali


Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.
Girl: Jutti Utaran?
Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?

Celebrate Nag Panchami SMS Massages Hindi/English|Nag Panchami Greetings And Wishes

"Nag Panchami" the festival of snakes. It is celebrated on the fifth day after Amavasya of the month of Shraavana. So we have brought Hindi/ Nepali SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Nag Panchami for you.

May Lord Shiva Bless you and
your family on the
auspicious occasion of
Nag Panchami.
Shubh Nag Panchami.

Shivji Ke gale Me swar
Apne Fn Pr Lekar Pruthwi ko
liya Hai Tar
Aise Nag Devata Ko
Hamara Koti Koti Prnam
Happy Nag Panchami

Luck, success and courage too
May this day bring fortune for you
Pray to Shiva and wishes shall live
You will receive more than you give
Happy Nag Panchami

Celebrate Teej SMS Massages Hindi/English|Teej Greetings And Wishes

Teej festival is a celebrated in many states of India and by Khas women of Nepal. Teej is celebrated mostly in Rajasthan,  Haryana, Punjab, and Uttar Pradesh.So we have brought Hindi, English and Bhojpuri SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Teej Tyohaar for you.

Teej Ka Tyohaar Hai Umango Ka Tyohaar
Phool Khile Hai Baaghon Mein
Barish Ki Hai Fuhaar
Dil Se Aap Sab Ko Ho Mubarak
Pyara Ye Teej Ka Tyohaar!

May Lord Vishnu bless you with wealth and prosperity on the occasion of Teej.
My best wishes on this Teej.

May Goddess Parvati
spread into your life
Peace, Prosperity, Happiness
and Good Health
Happy Hartalika Teej

Teej Ka Vrat Hai Bahut Hi Madhur Pyaar Ka,
Dil Ki Shraddha Or Sachey Vishvaas Ka,
Bichhiyaa Pairon Mein Ho, Maathe Par Bindiya,
Har Janam Mein Milan Ho Hamara Piya ,,,,

Collection Of New Santa Banta Funny Jokes SMS

People are looking for Santa Banta jokes, Story sms, Messages and Funny Quotes Send for friends and other loved-ones. Read funny jokes about Santa Banta  Hindi, English and all type text messages.

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

मरीज़: डॉक्टर साहब क्या कोई ऐसा नुस्खा है जिस आदमी लम्बे समय तक ज़िंदा रह सके?
डॉक्टर: शादी कर लो।
मरीज़: क्या उससे मैं लम्बे समय तक ज़िंदा रह सकूंगा?
डॉक्टर: नहीं, पर उससे तुम्हारी लम्बे समय तक जीने की इच्छा ख़त्म जायेगी।

पति: सुनो जी क्या तुम मेरी ज़िन्दगी का चाँद बनोगी?
पत्नी: हाँ हाँ जानू क्यों नहीं।
पति: तो ठीक है 9,955,887.6 किलोमीटर दूर रहा करो।

संता पुलिस स्टेशन गया और बोला: मुझे गिरफ़्तार कर लो, मैंने अपने बीवी के सर पर डंडा मारा है।
थानेदार: वो मर गई क्या?
संता: वो तो बच गई, पर अब मेरी खैर नहीं।

जीतो: मैं तुमसे जो कुछ भी कहती हूँ तुम एक कान से सुनते हो और दूसरे से निकाल देते हो।
संता: मैं तुमसे कुछ भी कहता हूँ तो तुम दोनों कानो से सुनती हो और मुंह से निकाल देती हो।

Celebrate Bhagwan Shiv Quotes And Wishes Hindi/English|Mahadev Bholenath Ji SMS Messages

Shiva is a Hindu deity. So We have provide large data of Mahadev Shivji wishes, sms, shayaris and messages in this top ten blog. There is most popular quotes and scraps to your loved ones smile and start a Lord Shiva Inspire your life. Bhagwan Shiv greetings to use for Orkut, MySpace, Facebook, Friendster.

Om Mein Hi Aastha
Om Mein Hi Vishwas
Om Mein Hi Shakti
Om Mein Hi Sara Sansaar
Om See Hoti Hai Achchey Din Ki Suruvaat
Bolo Om Namha Shivay
Jay Bholenath.

Bhole ki mahima aprampar,
Karte bhole sabka uddhar,
Jo bhi unki lila gaye,
Usko milti khushiyan hazaar!!

May Lord Shiva Bless you and
your family on the
auspicious month of
shravan !!!

Om Namo Shivya, May
Lord Shiva guide you in the
Course of your Life.
Happy Shivarathri 2013

May Lord SHIVA
BLESS You with
His Grace and Fullfill
Chant His Glories
Tonight and Enjoy
a Blissful Life
Just Keep Chanting
‘Om Nama Shivaaya’

Celebrate Guru Purnima SMS Messages Hindi/English|Happy Guru Purnima Quotes And Wishes

Guru Purnima is a festival traditionally celebrated by Hindus and Buddhists. SO We have provide large data of Guru Purnima wishes, sms, shayaris and messages in this top ten blog. There is most popular quotes and scraps to your loved ones smile and start a wonderful day For Guru Purnima Inspire your life. Guru Purnima greetings to use for Orkut, MySpace, Facebook, Friendster.

Be Grateful towards who
Met you with yourself
Wishes on guru purnima
Happy Guru Purnima

Guru is Aspiration,
Guru is Inspiration
Happy Guru Purnima

Tumne sikhaya ungali pakad kar hame chalna,
Tumne bataya kaise girne ke baad sambhalna.
Tumhari wajah se aaj hum pahunche is mukaam pe,
Guru Purnima ke din karte hain aabhar salaam ae.
Best Wishes to you on this Guru Purnima

My Teacher to Created My Life,
I Really Thankfulness To Him,
For Being In My life… “Happy Guru Purnima”

May The Name Of Guru
Be Enshrined In Your Heart.
May Guru Ji’ s Divine Love
and Blessings be with you Always.
HAPPY GURU PURNIMA 2013 !!

Celebrate Good Day SMS Massages Hindi/English|Wonderful And Nice Day Greetings And Wishes

We have provide large data of Good Day wishes, sms, shayaries and messages in this top ten blog. There is most popular quotes and scraps to your loved ones smile and start a wonderful day Inspire your life. Good Day greetings to use for Orkut, MySpace, Facebook, Friendster.

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Good
Morning
Feel the freshness & gentle touch of morning sunrise.
Have a wonderful day..

In life when you get troubles,
don’t get nervous…
Just close your eyes and follow ur heart…
b’coz heart may be in left but it is always right.
Have a Nice Day!

Don’t be like the hand that crushes the flower ,
But be like the crushed flower which leaves fragrance in the hand that crushed it…
Have A nice Day

A NEW DAY is a new blessing.
Dont let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today.
Today has its own promise of love, forgiveness, joy & success.
Enjoy it.

Celebrate Friendship Day SMS Massages Hindi/English|Friendship Day greetings And Wishes

Friendship Day is a day for celebrating friendship with friends. the first World Friendship Day was proposed in 1958. So we have provide the collection of most heart touching greetings And wishes for lovely Friends. Friendship SMS, Massages in 140 Characters for your Mobile phones. 

Friends r like shoes…
some loose&some tight &
some fit just right.
They help u as u walk through life…
thanx for being my size!

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**

Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton…….
Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi

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My all Sweet friends

I Wish U A Very
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Friendship day

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Ye Dosti hum nahi todenge...
koi hamari dosti ko todna chaye to saale ko
mill kar fodenge.. ha ha

Celebrate Parents Day SMS Massages Hindi/English|Parents Day Greetings And Wishes

Parents' Day is a similar to a combination of Father's Day and Mother's Day. The Festival start on the fourth Sunday of July.So Here you will find large collection of Parents Day sms messages and shayars.  funny Parents Day SMS, sweet and nice Parents Day SMS 140 Character and 120 words Parents Day greetings And wishes for your lovely Mom-Dad.

A Father means so many things..
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.

You’ve Seen Me Laugh
You’ve Seen Me Cry
And Always You Were There With Me
I May Not Have Always Said It
But Thanks And I Love You
Happy Parent’s Day.

There Is Nothing Greater Than
Parents In This World …
So Go!
Get Mairred And Become
Parent.
Think Different
Do Different …

May God bless you With his countless blessings,
In the dark night,Or a blooming day.
Your life is with me Everyday.
Happy Parents Day.

(1) Lover k liye maa-baap se jhuth bolte
Hai par maa-baap k liye LOVER se kyo nhi??
(2) Lover se shaadi k liye parents ko chore
dete H parents k liye LOVER ko kyo nhi??
(3) Lover ko puchte ho khana khaya ki nhi ya
kitni roti khaai? par kya aaj tak yahi baat parents se poochi H?
(4) Lover ki 1 kasam se buri aadate chhut jaati h,
par maa-bap k baar-baar kehne se b nhi chorte..
Maa_baap ki ahmiyat hai to ye sms sabko bhejo..
This is a real fact..

एक बच्चे के लिए उसके माता पिता से अधिक कीमती कुछ भी नहीं है, और हमारे सभी बच्चों की सुरक्षा से हमारे भविष्य के लिए अधिक महत्वपूर्ण कुछ नहीं है.

Shab E Barat Wishes And Greetings HIndi/Urdu|Shab E Barat SMS

Mid-Sha'ban is the 15th day of the october (shaaban) of the Islamic calendar. So we have provide the Special Shab e Barat sms, jokes, wishes and greetings send your  friends and other love ones on mobile, facebook and twitter. exchange of greetings is a cultural tradition and not part of any religious obligation.

'The Night Of Salvation (Shab-E-Baraat) is Upon Us;
I m Sorry,
If I Hurt U..
If I Ignored U..
If I Teased U..
If I Was Not Able 2 Prove Myself As a Good Friend Or A Good Person..
I m Sorry 4 Everythng..
My Leaf of Life May Fall and This May Be The Last Year of My Life..
Im Sorry If I Ever Brought
A Single Tear In Ur Eyes..
Plz forgive me and always remembr me in ur pryers.'

Shab e Barat Mubarak Allah karey Sab Hamesha
Khush Rahen Aur kamyaabyaan Sab Ke Qadam
Choomti Rahen Aameeen Allah Hamen Neki ke Raston
Pe Gamzan Fermaye Aur Hamarey Tamam
Gunnah Muaf Farma de Aameeen’

Rehmaton ki hai ye raat, Namazon ka rakhna sath, Manwa lena rab se har baat, Duaon men rakhna yaad, Mubarak ho ap ko,
Shab-e-barat

Eid Mubarak Wishes And Greetings HIndi/Urdu|Eid Ul Fitr SMS

Muslims wish each other Eid Mubarak after performing the Eid prayer. So we have provide the Special sms, jokes, wishes and greetings send your  riends and other love ones on mobile, facebook and twitter. exchange of greetings is a cultural tradition and not part of any religious obligation.

Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai,
Tum humse door ho to apni kya eid hai

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani,
Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada,
Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada.
Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK.

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!______! Eid Card 4 u
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Aye EID tum jab bhi aana,
Sab ke liye bus khushiyan lana,
Har chehre par hansi sajana,
Har aangan mein phool khilana,
Jo roye hain unhen hansana!
Jo roothe hain unhen manana.!
Jo bichday hain unhen milana!
Piyari EID tum jab bhi aana!
Sub ke liye khushiyan lana.

Best Wishes For Good Morning SMS Messages Hindi/English

Morning is the period of time between midnight or dawn and noon. so We have brought of many collection Good Morning sms,messages cute  wishes and greetings for your lovely friends and relatives. Best of the best wishes and quotes to your loved ones start a wonderful day.

Namaskar!
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai
GOOD MORNING

Once in life do fall in love,
not necessarily with a person
but with an idea
a dream
an ambition!
More often it’ll b a reason to wake up with a smile..
GOOD MORNING!!

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Good
Morning
Feel the freshness & gentle touch of morning sunrise.
Have a wonderful day..

Aisa hai
Bura Lage
Bhala Lage
Right Lage
Wrong Lage
True Lage
False Lage
Sar Patthar pe Maro
Ya,
Patthar Sir par
Maro.
Hum to isi time Good morning bolenge!

Celebrate Ramadan SMS Massages Hindi/Urdu|Ramzan greetings And Wishes

Ramzan is the ninth month according to Islamic Lunar calendar. So we have brought hindi, urdu and english sms Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Ramadan for you. send  ramadan mubarak sms mobile phones, facebook and twitter.

Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina,
Allah ki ibaadat ka mahina
Mohabbat uss mabood ki,
Ahmiyat uss khudai ilm ki..
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Yahi hai rah-e-khudai ka mahina..
Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina..

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.
Ramadan Mubarak !!

I am coming to your house
2 give you
all types of happiness,success & joy
please
welcome me after a few minutes
you know I am yours….
Happy ramadan…

Ramazan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Ap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan…

Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai

Punjabi SMS, Jokes collection 2013| Sardar Funny Quotes

Sardar Funny Quotes sms jokes 2013 send your lovely friends. Fine collection of punjabi sms
in hindi and english. here is top ten sms jokes for sardar

Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..


Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked: dooba kia
son:nai g
Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga

Hindi Sawan (Barsat) SMS, Shayari Collection 2013

Sawan is a fifth month in the traditional Vikrama as well as the Nanakshahi calendar, The start of the month Sawan July and so i have provide populr shayari, Jokes, Sher o Shayri on Barsat, Hindi Sawan messages for you. send qute sms for sawan friends and  enybudy like this.

Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha,
Usne use Baadal ka Naam diya tha,
Rote the dono 1 dusre Ki Judai me,
Aur Logone use Barish ka Naam diya tha.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak
bijli Chamki Badal garje Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Ae barish (rain) jara tham k baras
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.

Funny, Sad And Love Story SMS Jokes Hindi/English

We have a huge collection of funloving All types short story in hindi and english languages. Send comedy motivational sms stories send it to your friends and relatives by mobile phones.

14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.

Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.


Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN ;)


एक दुकान के बाहर लिखा था, "इन्सानों की तरह बात करने वाला कुत्ता बिकाऊ है।"

एक आदमी दुकानदार से जाकर बोला, "मैं उस कुत्ते को देखना चाहता हूं।"

दुकानदार ने कहा,"साथ के कमरे में बैठा है, जा कर मिल लो।"

ग्राहक उस कमरे में गया तो उसने देखा, कुर्सी पर एक हट्टा-कट्टा कुत्ता बैठा था तो उसने उस से पूछा, "क्यों भई, तुम यहां क्या कर

रहे हो?"

कुता बोला, "कर तो मैं बहुत कुछ सकता हूं, लेकिन आजकल इस दुकान की रखवाली करता हूं। इससे पहले अमेरिका के जासूसी महकमे में काम

करता था और कई खूंखार आतंकवादियों को पकड़वाया, फिर मैं इंग्लैंड चला गया जहां पुलिस के लिए मुखबरी करता था। एक साल बाद यहां आ

गया।"

कुत्ते की बात सुन उस आदमी ने दुकानदार से पूछा, "इतने गुणवान कुत्ते को आप बेचना क्यों चाहते हैं?"

दुकानदार: जी क्योंकि यह अव्वल नम्बर का झूठा है।


A single woman, who retired just a few months back, walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her

neighborhood.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.

"What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.

"I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.

Funny Children and Kids Jokes, SMS In English

We have brought Children and Kids latest sms, jokes and hindi chutkule for your loving people, 120 to 140 Character quotes for best for teenagers. Here is lots of funny jokes in English..
   
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy: Haa
Girl: To Phir Muje chand, tare, duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy: Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikanth Ka Beta nhi..

Baap: Sach bata ye 100 ka note kha se laya?
Beta: Gali me pada mila or agar yaqin na ho to bahar ja ke dekh lo, 1 admi abhi tak dhund raha he

Happy Marriage Anniversary Jokes, Chutkule, Lovely Quotes

Once more time we have brought the latest sms, jokes and hindi chutkule for your loving people, 120 to 140 Character quotes for best married couple.

Old generation: Jb koi bat bigar jae.. Jb koi mushqil barh jae.. Tum dena sath mera.. O HAMNAVA New generation: Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jae.. Jab Koi Mushkil Barh Jae.. Toh.. Toh.. Hont Ghuma.. Seeti Baja.. Seeti Baja K Bol.. Bhaiya.. ALL IZZ WELL. :...

Happy Anniversary, and May our Marriage Be Blessed With Love Joy And Companionship for All The Year of our Love!!!!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Celebrate Jagannath Puri Rath Yatra SMS Massages Hindi/English|Rath Yatra greetings And wishes

A Jagannath Ratha-Yatra Festival is a Hindu festival that involves transporting deities on a chariot. So we have brought Hindi/ Bengali SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Jagannath Rath Yatra for you.

Let’s Celebrate The Glory of,
Lord Jagannath,
To Destroy The Evil From The,
Face of Earth.
Happy Ratha Yatra 2013 !

Chandan Ki Khushbu, Resham Ka Haar,
Bhadon Ki Sugandh, Barish Ki Fhuhaaar,
Dil Ki Ummide, Apno Ka Pyar
Mangalmay Ho Aapko Lord Jagannath Ka Tyohar.
appy Ratha Yatra And Ashadhi Duj !

Jay Jagannath jisaka nam hai,
Puri jisaka dham hai aise bhagvan ko
ham sab ka pranam hai.
Happy Ratha Yatra !

College-School Hindi-English Sms Jokes & Messages

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

Hindi Beautiful Poems For Kids|'Inspirational' Kavita List

 A large collection of child poems and Hindi kavita. here in another funny   kavita on top 10 sms jokes, Funny Short Poems Read and Enjoy everyone, The most popular nursery theme.

पानी तो अनमोल है Save water, save life
उसको बचा के रखिये
बर्बाद मत कीजिये इसे
जीने का सलीका सीखिए

पानी को तरसते हैं
धरती पे काफी लोग यहाँ
पानी ही तो दौलत है
पानी सा धन भला कहां

पानी की है मात्रा सीमित
पीने का पानी और सीमित
तो पानी को बचाइए
इसी में है समृधी निहित

शेविंग या कार की धुलाई
या जब करते हो स्नान
पानी की जरूर बचत करें
पानी से है धरती महान


हा, तुम्हारी मृदुल इच्छा!
हाय, मेरी कटु अनिच्छा!
था बहुत माँगा ना तुमने किन्तु वह भी दे ना पाया!
था तुम्हें मैंने रुलाया!

स्नेह का वह कण तरल था,
मधु न था, न सुधा-गरल था,
एक क्षण को भी, सरलते, क्यों समझ तुमको न पाया!
था तुम्हें मैंने रुलाया!

बूँद कल की आज सागर,
सोचता हूँ बैठ तट पर -
क्यों अभी तक डूब इसमें कर न अपना अंत पाया!
था तुम्हें मैंने रुलाया!

Enjoy Bhojpuri SMS Jokes|Bihari Shayari Messagses Collection

Bhojpuri is funny language in bihar so i have many jokes, sms and chutkule brought for you. best shayari in lalu rabari send your lovely friend and relatives. new bihari Laughter fun poems texts quotes. 

Are o friendwa..
tohar smswa ka intejar ma
hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.
Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do
Tohara Dost…..

Tohar sms jab awat hai,
Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.

1 African Girl says..
i Love U to a Bihari Boy
Bihari Boys Say
Tum husan nahi aag
ka dariyaho hum tumse
pyar nahi karsakte kyu
ki tum bahut karia ho....

Bihar aisa state h jiska hr
word se india k nam ata h
B-Bharat
I-India
H-Hindustan
A-arywart
R-Riwa

Sorry SMS, Messages, Best Jokes For Sullen People

Here is latest collection of sorry quotes and shayari, you will find Sorry sms jokes in hindi and english words, beautiful poems share with your friends and anyone.

Strange Fact:
Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur kehna:
SORRY
But
Bahut muskil hota hai khud hurt hoke kehna:
I AM FINE

People say that..
“No Sorry and No Thanks
In Friendship or in A Relationship..!!”

But reality is:
These 2 words actually save the relations..!!

I am sorry to be smiling every time you are near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you are here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I cant help it.

Iss dost ki har khata ko maaf kar dena,
Har gile har shikve ko dil se saaf kar dena,
Akele na sehna koi bhi taklif,
Dukh ho ya sukh half-2 kar lena

Send God SMS Jokes Hindi/English|Funny God Shayari Quotes

More people like God SMS, jokes greetings, lord messages in any language hindi and english. God Bless SMS, Text Messages 140 words New, Latest god Quotes, ecards Shayari Share & Read. 

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah
NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

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Chalao na NANO se baan re,
Jaan le lo na Ram re!! :-D


God has Deposited
Love,
Joy,
Prosperity,
Peace,
Laughter &
All Kinds of Blessings in Ur
ATM Account Use without Limit.
The PIN Code is PRAYER


Ek Lover ne RAB se pucha:
Aap duniya ko pyar ka dusman kyu bna dete ho?
RAB ne hanskar kaha:
Tum bhi to apne pyar ko rab mankar mujhe bhula dete ho..!!
 

Jai Bhole Baba In Sawan SMS Messages|Month Of Savan Shayaries

Enjoy Savan card ! Special god shiva greetings and Mahashivratri SMS, jokes, shayaries, are you like Bol Bam Hindi Sloganeer, send funny and very beautiful quotes and messages for your friends and relatives on mobiles, facebook, twitter. Sawan Shayari with latest poetry collection online in Urdu, Hindi and english.


Shankar Ki Jyoti Se Parkash Milta Hai
Bhakti Ka Eeshwar Mein Wishvaas Milta Hai
Jo Karta Hai Darshan Shiv Ka Dil Se
Uss Ke Ghar Mein Shiv Vaas Karta Hai
Happy Shivratri To You!


शंकर की ज्योती से प्रकाश मिलता है,
भक्ती से ईश्वर मे विश्वास मिलता है
जो करता है दर्शन शिव क दिल से ,
उस के घर मे शिव वास करता है.
Happy Shivratri To You!

Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha,
Usne use Baadal ka Naam diya tha,
Rote the dono 1 dusre Ki Judai me,
Aur Logone use Barish ka Naam diya tha.

Enjoyable Rainy Day SMS Shayaries|Barish Funny Quotes Messages

Full enjoy in Rain season and send sms, messages funny quotes your friends and nearest and dearest, Barsat, Monsoon hindi msgs greetings all the revel fun in Rainy Day, The largest collection of Rainy Day SMS on my blog. Browse our well collection of rain mobile sms jokes.

Pyar aur barish- dono ek jaise hote hai,
Wo humesha yadgar hote hai,
Fark sirf itana hai ki
barish sath reh kar tan ko bhigati hai,
Aur pyar door rahkar aankhon ko..


TITANIC For You
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_,-”:::::”=,/__
“\___________/
Apni Friendship ka Gift Hai.
Barish k Paani Main Mast Chalega.


Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.


Rain rain go away ,

come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday

that’s y rain come today
                    

Rain rain go away ,

come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday

that’s y rain come today