Naughty SMS Jokes Hindi/English|Naughty Funny Sweet Messages

Looking For Naughty Jokes and funny sms in hindi and english 140-120 Character. Send naughty SMS Jokes for your naughty friends, share the spicy & naughty SMS kokes facebook, twitter and mobile.  
rl: Bas karkoi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class