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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy: Haa
Girl: To Phir Muje chand, tare, duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy: Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikanth Ka Beta nhi..
Baap: Sach bata ye 100 ka note kha se laya?
Beta: Gali me pada mila or agar yaqin na ho to bahar ja ke dekh lo, 1 admi abhi tak dhund raha he
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy: Haa
Girl: To Phir Muje chand, tare, duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy: Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikanth Ka Beta nhi..
Baap: Sach bata ye 100 ka note kha se laya?
Beta: Gali me pada mila or agar yaqin na ho to bahar ja ke dekh lo, 1 admi abhi tak dhund raha he
