Celebrate Happy Guru Nanak Birthday SMS Massages Hindi/Punjabi|Guru Nanak Greetings And Wishes

Guru Nanak or Gurpurab celebrates the birth of the first Sikh Guru, Guru Nanak. This is one of the most sacred festivals in Sikhism.

So we have brought Punjabi/Hindi/English/ SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Guru Nanak Jayanti SMS for you. Happy Guru Nanak Birthday SMS 2013. Text Messages for facebook and twitter.


Celebrate Gurpurab:
With Your Loved Ones/Friends And Family,
And Enjoy Guru Ji’s Divine Love and Blessings,,,,,,
HAPPY Gurpurab Festival…

Tumne Sikhaya Ungali Pakad Ke Chalna,
Tumne Bataya Kaise Girne Pe Sambhalna.
Tumhari Wajah Se Aaj Hum Pahunche Is Mukaam Pe,
Guru Purab Beete Prabhu Naam Mein.
“HAPPY GURU NANAK JAYANTI”

Kissi Ne Pucha Tera Gharbaar Kitna Hai
Kissi Ne Pucha Tera Karobaar Kitna Hai
Kssi Ne Pucha Tera Parivaar Kitna Hai
Koi Virla Hi Puch Da Hai,
Tera Guru Naal Pyaar Kitna Hai…

Its Gurunanak Jayanti
And I wouldn’t miss to say
I am pround being a Sikh
Today and everyday.
Happy Gurupurab.

Man Mein Sincho Har Har Naam
Andar Kirtan, Hor Guun Gaam
Aisi Preet Karo Man Mere
Aath Pehar Prab Jano Nehre
Kaho guru Ja Ka Nirmal Bhaag
Har Charnee Ta Ka Man Laag.

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Eid al-Adha (Bakra Eid) SMS, Wishes, quotes And Greetings

Send cool and thoughtful Bakra Eid messages SMS to wish your loved ones. Happy Eid Al Adha Wishes SMS and English Messages Bakrid mubarak quotes 2013 Greetings.

On the canvas of life we often go off color,
but as long as people like you are there
to add the right shades,
life goes on to be a rainbow!
Eid mubarak  

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK

Bakra Ka Sample
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\’,,’/ ” :. : :.)\
__!,!,!””””!,!,!”_*
Jisne Qurbani Me Hissa Lenä Hai
Wo Sirf 100 Ka
Bälänce Bhej Kar Booking Karwa Lay.

 

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New And Latest Husband-Wife Sms Jokes Hindi/English

Husband-Wife SmsJokes4u, Funny Sms Jokes with quotes, An Ultimate Largest Collection of Hindi Husband Wife SMS. SMS and text messages including Couple SMS Jokes.

patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se

पत्नी ने पति को समझाते हुए कहा – “देखो जी, तुम्हारा दोस्त जिस लड़की से शादी करना चाहता है वह लड़की अच्छी नहीं है. आप अपने दोस्त को मना क्यों नहीं करते ?” पति – “मैं क्यों मना करूँ ? … उसने मुझे मना किया था क्या ?”

छोटे कस्बे की रहने वाली एक महिला को मुंबई में नौकरी मिल गई . वह अकेली ही नौकरी ज्वाइन करने पहुंची, वहाँ कंपनी ने उसे रहने के लिए एक फ़्लैट भी दे दिया.

महिला ने सोचा कि अपने पति को सूचना दे दूँ ताकि उन्हें चिंता न हो. उसने पति के लिए sms लिखा परन्तु गलती से गलत नंबर पर भेज दिया.

जिस आदमी को वह sms मिला उसकी पत्नी गुजर गई थी और वह अभी-अभी अंतिम संस्कार करके लौटा था.

sms पढ़ते ही वह आदमी बेहोश हो गया और उसे अस्पताल में भर्ती कराना पड़ा …

आखिर ऐसा क्या लिखा था sms में ……… आप भी पढ़िए -

“डियर, मैं सही-सलामत पहुँच गई हूँ और यहाँ रहने के लिए अच्छी जगह भी मिल गई है…. आप बिलकुल चिंता मत करना बस 1-2 दो दिन में ही आपको भी बुला लूंगी ….

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Celebrate Ganesh Chaturthi SMS Messages Hindi/English|Ganesh Utsav Greetings And Wishes

Ganesh Chaturthi is the day Shiva declared his son Ganesha as superior to all the gods, barring Vishnu, Lakshmi, Shiva and Parvati. So we have brought Hindi/ Bengali/Maharashtrian SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Ganesh Chaturthi for you.

May ganesh bring you and your family
Lots and Lots Of HAPPINESS,
LOVE,HEALTHSWEETNESS and PROSPERITY...


गणेश की ज्योति से नूर मिलता है
दो दिलों को सुरूर मिलता है,
जो भी जाता है गणेशा के द्वार,
कुछ ना कुछ मिलता है
"जय श्री गणेश"


As rains bless the Earth
Likewise may Lord Ganesha Bless you
With never ending Happiness
Keep smiling & receiting
Ganapatti Bappa Moorya!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!!!


@( .=. )@
....'((?
......))
DearGanesh Ji.
Jo is smsko
pd rha hai
use Duniya ki
hr Khushi dena,
Qki
Kuch Log Hmesha
MuSKuRaTe
huye ache lagte Hai.


Tumachya Aushyatala Anand Ganeshachya Pota Itka Vishal Aso,
Adachani Undara Itkya Lahan Aso,
Ayushya Sonde Itke Lamb Aso,
Kshan Modaka Itke God Asave Aso
Ganeshchaturthichya Hardik Shubhechha

Jay Shree Ganeshay Namahhh
Ganapati Bappa Morya
Mangalmurti Moraya
Saglya Mitrana Mazyakadun
Ganesh Chaturthichya Hardik Subheccha

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Celebrate Teacher’s Day SMS Wishes Hindi/English Funny Jokes And Messages

Introducing funny relationship of Teacher’s Day  Hindi, English wishes for you. Read and laugh with these top new comedy jokes from Teacher’s Day in Hindi jokes 140 words. Hare are the most funtastic jokes for your Teacher on facebook and twitter.

May not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you,
who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau,
sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called truth.

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
BOY- sir bataiye na
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja

साइंस की मैडम ने पप्पू को पूछा
मैडम: "चाँद पर पहला कदम किसने रखा था?"
पप्पू: "नील आर्मस्ट्रांग."
मैडम: "वेरी गुड, और दूसरा ?"
पप्पू: "दूसरा भी उसी ने रखा होगा, लंगड़ा थोड़े
ना था वो"

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Enjoy Pappu And Teacher Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Pappu Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Pappu SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Pappu SMS shayaries Indian Naughty Pappu and Teacher jokes.

Pappu to teacher : sir mainu chutti
chahidi a,
teacher : kyu
pappu : ajj saade ghar 3 mehmaan
aa rahe ne,
teacher : kaun kaun ?
pappu : sir meri naani da beta,
meri mummy da bro, te mera
mamma…

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko

Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi
lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand
karti hai

Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai

Ab jabki pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai

aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin
karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha
nahi lagta

To yeh unka personal problem hai
,Aap kyun apna dimaag kharab ker rahe ho

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!

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Celebrate Parents Day SMS Massages Hindi/English|Parents Day Greetings And Wishes

Parents' Day is a similar to a combination of Father's Day and Mother's Day. The Festival start on the fourth Sunday of July.So Here you will find large collection of Parents Day sms messages and shayars.  funny Parents Day SMS, sweet and nice Parents Day SMS 140 Character and 120 words Parents Day greetings And wishes for your lovely Mom-Dad.

A Father means so many things..
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.

You’ve Seen Me Laugh
You’ve Seen Me Cry
And Always You Were There With Me
I May Not Have Always Said It
But Thanks And I Love You
Happy Parent’s Day.

There Is Nothing Greater Than
Parents In This World …
So Go!
Get Mairred And Become
Parent.
Think Different
Do Different …

May God bless you With his countless blessings,
In the dark night,Or a blooming day.
Your life is with me Everyday.
Happy Parents Day.

(1) Lover k liye maa-baap se jhuth bolte
Hai par maa-baap k liye LOVER se kyo nhi??
(2) Lover se shaadi k liye parents ko chore
dete H parents k liye LOVER ko kyo nhi??
(3) Lover ko puchte ho khana khaya ki nhi ya
kitni roti khaai? par kya aaj tak yahi baat parents se poochi H?
(4) Lover ki 1 kasam se buri aadate chhut jaati h,
par maa-bap k baar-baar kehne se b nhi chorte..
Maa_baap ki ahmiyat hai to ye sms sabko bhejo..
This is a real fact..

एक बच्चे के लिए उसके माता पिता से अधिक कीमती कुछ भी नहीं है, और हमारे सभी बच्चों की सुरक्षा से हमारे भविष्य के लिए अधिक महत्वपूर्ण कुछ नहीं है.

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Eid Mubarak Wishes And Greetings HIndi/Urdu|Eid Ul Fitr SMS

Muslims wish each other Eid Mubarak after performing the Eid prayer. So we have provide the Special sms, jokes, wishes and greetings send your  riends and other love ones on mobile, facebook and twitter. exchange of greetings is a cultural tradition and not part of any religious obligation.

Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai,
Tum humse door ho to apni kya eid hai

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani,
Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada,
Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada.
Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK.

*_____*
¡’-.__.-’! Advàñçe
!______! Eid Card 4 u
¤kindly open it¤
advance
¤=========¤
) HAPPY (
(EID MUBARAK)
) FOR U (
.¤=====@@@@@

Aye EID tum jab bhi aana,
Sab ke liye bus khushiyan lana,
Har chehre par hansi sajana,
Har aangan mein phool khilana,
Jo roye hain unhen hansana!
Jo roothe hain unhen manana.!
Jo bichday hain unhen milana!
Piyari EID tum jab bhi aana!
Sub ke liye khushiyan lana.

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Best Wishes For Good Morning SMS Messages Hindi/English

Morning is the period of time between midnight or dawn and noon. so We have brought of many collection Good Morning sms,messages cute  wishes and greetings for your lovely friends and relatives. Best of the best wishes and quotes to your loved ones start a wonderful day.

Namaskar!
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai
GOOD MORNING

Once in life do fall in love,
not necessarily with a person
but with an idea
a dream
an ambition!
More often it’ll b a reason to wake up with a smile..
GOOD MORNING!!

,\ ! /,
_- O -_
,_,.+”"-._,.+”"-._ ,+
Good
Morning
Feel the freshness & gentle touch of morning sunrise.
Have a wonderful day..

Aisa hai
Bura Lage
Bhala Lage
Right Lage
Wrong Lage
True Lage
False Lage
Sar Patthar pe Maro
Ya,
Patthar Sir par
Maro.
Hum to isi time Good morning bolenge!

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Celebrate Ramadan SMS Massages Hindi/Urdu|Ramzan greetings And Wishes

Ramzan is the ninth month according to Islamic Lunar calendar. So we have brought hindi, urdu and english sms Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Ramadan for you. send  ramadan mubarak sms mobile phones, facebook and twitter.

Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina,
Allah ki ibaadat ka mahina
Mohabbat uss mabood ki,
Ahmiyat uss khudai ilm ki..
src:http://www.smsnshayari.com
Yahi hai rah-e-khudai ka mahina..
Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina..

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.
Ramadan Mubarak !!

I am coming to your house
2 give you
all types of happiness,success & joy
please
welcome me after a few minutes
you know I am yours….
Happy ramadan…

Ramazan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Ap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan…

Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai

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Punjabi SMS, Jokes collection 2013| Sardar Funny Quotes

Sardar Funny Quotes sms jokes 2013 send your lovely friends. Fine collection of punjabi sms
in hindi and english. here is top ten sms jokes for sardar

Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..


Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked: dooba kia
son:nai g
Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga

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Hindi Sawan (Barsat) SMS, Shayari Collection 2013

Sawan is a fifth month in the traditional Vikrama as well as the Nanakshahi calendar, The start of the month Sawan July and so i have provide populr shayari, Jokes, Sher o Shayri on Barsat, Hindi Sawan messages for you. send qute sms for sawan friends and  enybudy like this.

Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha,
Usne use Baadal ka Naam diya tha,
Rote the dono 1 dusre Ki Judai me,
Aur Logone use Barish ka Naam diya tha.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak
bijli Chamki Badal garje Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Ae barish (rain) jara tham k baras
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.

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Funny, Sad And Love Story SMS Jokes Hindi/English

We have a huge collection of funloving All types short story in hindi and english languages. Send comedy motivational sms stories send it to your friends and relatives by mobile phones.

14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.

Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.


Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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.
.
.
.
Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN ;)


एक दुकान के बाहर लिखा था, "इन्सानों की तरह बात करने वाला कुत्ता बिकाऊ है।"

एक आदमी दुकानदार से जाकर बोला, "मैं उस कुत्ते को देखना चाहता हूं।"

दुकानदार ने कहा,"साथ के कमरे में बैठा है, जा कर मिल लो।"

ग्राहक उस कमरे में गया तो उसने देखा, कुर्सी पर एक हट्टा-कट्टा कुत्ता बैठा था तो उसने उस से पूछा, "क्यों भई, तुम यहां क्या कर

रहे हो?"

कुता बोला, "कर तो मैं बहुत कुछ सकता हूं, लेकिन आजकल इस दुकान की रखवाली करता हूं। इससे पहले अमेरिका के जासूसी महकमे में काम

करता था और कई खूंखार आतंकवादियों को पकड़वाया, फिर मैं इंग्लैंड चला गया जहां पुलिस के लिए मुखबरी करता था। एक साल बाद यहां आ

गया।"

कुत्ते की बात सुन उस आदमी ने दुकानदार से पूछा, "इतने गुणवान कुत्ते को आप बेचना क्यों चाहते हैं?"

दुकानदार: जी क्योंकि यह अव्वल नम्बर का झूठा है।


A single woman, who retired just a few months back, walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her

neighborhood.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.

"What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.

"I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.

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Funny Children and Kids Jokes, SMS In English

We have brought Children and Kids latest sms, jokes and hindi chutkule for your loving people, 120 to 140 Character quotes for best for teenagers. Here is lots of funny jokes in English..
   
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy: Haa
Girl: To Phir Muje chand, tare, duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy: Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikanth Ka Beta nhi..

Baap: Sach bata ye 100 ka note kha se laya?
Beta: Gali me pada mila or agar yaqin na ho to bahar ja ke dekh lo, 1 admi abhi tak dhund raha he

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Happy Marriage Anniversary Jokes, Chutkule, Lovely Quotes

Once more time we have brought the latest sms, jokes and hindi chutkule for your loving people, 120 to 140 Character quotes for best married couple.

Old generation: Jb koi bat bigar jae.. Jb koi mushqil barh jae.. Tum dena sath mera.. O HAMNAVA New generation: Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jae.. Jab Koi Mushkil Barh Jae.. Toh.. Toh.. Hont Ghuma.. Seeti Baja.. Seeti Baja K Bol.. Bhaiya.. ALL IZZ WELL. :...

Happy Anniversary, and May our Marriage Be Blessed With Love Joy And Companionship for All The Year of our Love!!!!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

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Enjoy Bhojpuri SMS Jokes|Bihari Shayari Messagses Collection

Bhojpuri is funny language in bihar so i have many jokes, sms and chutkule brought for you. best shayari in lalu rabari send your lovely friend and relatives. new bihari Laughter fun poems texts quotes. 

Are o friendwa..
tohar smswa ka intejar ma
hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.
Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do
Tohara Dost…..

Tohar sms jab awat hai,
Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.

1 African Girl says..
i Love U to a Bihari Boy
Bihari Boys Say
Tum husan nahi aag
ka dariyaho hum tumse
pyar nahi karsakte kyu
ki tum bahut karia ho....

Bihar aisa state h jiska hr
word se india k nam ata h
B-Bharat
I-India
H-Hindustan
A-arywart
R-Riwa

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Sorry SMS, Messages, Best Jokes For Sullen People

Here is latest collection of sorry quotes and shayari, you will find Sorry sms jokes in hindi and english words, beautiful poems share with your friends and anyone.

Strange Fact:
Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur kehna:
SORRY
But
Bahut muskil hota hai khud hurt hoke kehna:
I AM FINE

People say that..
“No Sorry and No Thanks
In Friendship or in A Relationship..!!”

But reality is:
These 2 words actually save the relations..!!

I am sorry to be smiling every time you are near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you are here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I cant help it.

Iss dost ki har khata ko maaf kar dena,
Har gile har shikve ko dil se saaf kar dena,
Akele na sehna koi bhi taklif,
Dukh ho ya sukh half-2 kar lena

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Enjoyable Rainy Day SMS Shayaries|Barish Funny Quotes Messages

Full enjoy in Rain season and send sms, messages funny quotes your friends and nearest and dearest, Barsat, Monsoon hindi msgs greetings all the revel fun in Rainy Day, The largest collection of Rainy Day SMS on my blog. Browse our well collection of rain mobile sms jokes.

Pyar aur barish- dono ek jaise hote hai,
Wo humesha yadgar hote hai,
Fark sirf itana hai ki
barish sath reh kar tan ko bhigati hai,
Aur pyar door rahkar aankhon ko..


TITANIC For You
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“\___________/
Apni Friendship ka Gift Hai.
Barish k Paani Main Mast Chalega.


Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.


Rain rain go away ,

come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday

that’s y rain come today
                    

Rain rain go away ,

come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday

that’s y rain come today

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Maa Beta sms jokes In Hindi Text Messages|Mom & Child funny Jokes

Top 10 sms jokes Beautiful sms jokes thoughtful line for Mom and his son, hindi Maa Beta Funny Joke SMS collection is here and send  sms for friends Share facebook & twitter.   

Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Maa- Excellent..!!
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs!


Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!

    
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

    
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.

Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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Enjoy Top Funny Bollywood Jokes SMS And Shayaries

Bollywood Actors Actresses Jokes In Hindi And English 140-120 character, funny sms jokes on indian bollywood celebrities send sms friends and relatives. 
 
47 Saal Ka SALMAN KHAN Ladki Dekhney Gya,
Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gai, Hossh Aaya,
Karan Pucha Tho Boli…..
25 Saal Pahle Yeh Mujhe Bhi Dekhney Aaya Tha..........


Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.


Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.


Dad Caught His Son Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song.
Dad: Padhaai kar Le Beta. Sheela Toh Exams Ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi.

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