Celebrate Happy Christmas SMS Messages Hindi/Punjabi|Christmas Greetings And Wishes

Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ celebrated generally on December 25 by millions of people around the world.

So we have brought Hindi/English/Punjabi SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Happy Christmas  SMS for you. Christmas SMS 2013 Text Messages for facebook and twitter.

May ur neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday

1 X’mas Tree!
1 Lakh Candles!
1 Crore Baloons!
1 Million Stars!
1 Billion Wishes!&
1 Hearty Prayer!

I wish you Lovely X-mas,
I wish you Favorable,
I wish you Enjoyable,
You shall not Lack in this X-mas,
They Lord shall provide to you,
Merry X-Mas.


Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Merry Christmas

FOOTPRINTS OF SANTA
oooO
(....).... Oooo....
.\..(.....(.....)...
. .\_)..... )../....
. ......... (_/.....
SANTA IS COMING YOUR WAY

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Celebrate Happy Guru Nanak Birthday SMS Massages Hindi/Punjabi|Guru Nanak Greetings And Wishes

Guru Nanak or Gurpurab celebrates the birth of the first Sikh Guru, Guru Nanak. This is one of the most sacred festivals in Sikhism.

So we have brought Punjabi/Hindi/English/ SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Guru Nanak Jayanti SMS for you. Happy Guru Nanak Birthday SMS 2013. Text Messages for facebook and twitter.


Celebrate Gurpurab:
With Your Loved Ones/Friends And Family,
And Enjoy Guru Ji’s Divine Love and Blessings,,,,,,
HAPPY Gurpurab Festival…

Tumne Sikhaya Ungali Pakad Ke Chalna,
Tumne Bataya Kaise Girne Pe Sambhalna.
Tumhari Wajah Se Aaj Hum Pahunche Is Mukaam Pe,
Guru Purab Beete Prabhu Naam Mein.
“HAPPY GURU NANAK JAYANTI”

Kissi Ne Pucha Tera Gharbaar Kitna Hai
Kissi Ne Pucha Tera Karobaar Kitna Hai
Kssi Ne Pucha Tera Parivaar Kitna Hai
Koi Virla Hi Puch Da Hai,
Tera Guru Naal Pyaar Kitna Hai…

Its Gurunanak Jayanti
And I wouldn’t miss to say
I am pround being a Sikh
Today and everyday.
Happy Gurupurab.

Man Mein Sincho Har Har Naam
Andar Kirtan, Hor Guun Gaam
Aisi Preet Karo Man Mere
Aath Pehar Prab Jano Nehre
Kaho guru Ja Ka Nirmal Bhaag
Har Charnee Ta Ka Man Laag.

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Celebrate Karva Chauth SMS Massages Hindi/Punjabi|Karva Chauth Greetings And Wishes

Karwa Chauth is an annual one-day festival celebrated by Hindu women in North India. The festival falls on the fourth day after the full moon, in the Hindu calendar month of Kartik.
So we have brought Hindi/ Bengali/Punjabi SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Karwa Chauth  for you. Happy Karwa Chauth 2013 Sms Text Messages for facebook and twitter.

May The Sindoor,
Testify Your Prayers,
For Your Husband’s Long Life.
The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,
The Promises That Binds You.
And The Color Of Mehndi,
Prove The Depth Of Your Love.
Happy Karwa Chauth..!!

Jab Tak Na Dekhe Chahera Aapka,
Na Safal Ho Ye Tyohar Hamara,
Aapke Bina Adhura He Jivan Hamara,
Jaldi Aao Dikhado Apni Surat,
Aur Kar Do Karva Chauth Safal Hamara.

Ham To Bhukh Se Mar Rahe He Yahan
Par Aapko Hamari Qadar Hai Kahan,
Aaj Hai Hamara Karva Chauth,
Aake Pilao Pani Dur Karo hamari Pareshani.
Happy Karva Chauth.

Sabhi Vivahit bhaiyo Ko Yah suchit Kiya jata hai..
ki
Aaj ke din Savdhani aur Dhiraj Se kaam leve…
Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnak Hoti hai

Happy Karva Chauth

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Eid al-Adha (Bakra Eid) SMS, Wishes, quotes And Greetings

Send cool and thoughtful Bakra Eid messages SMS to wish your loved ones. Happy Eid Al Adha Wishes SMS and English Messages Bakrid mubarak quotes 2013 Greetings.

On the canvas of life we often go off color,
but as long as people like you are there
to add the right shades,
life goes on to be a rainbow!
Eid mubarak  

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK

Bakra Ka Sample
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Jisne Qurbani Me Hissa Lenä Hai
Wo Sirf 100 Ka
Bälänce Bhej Kar Booking Karwa Lay.

 

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Navratri (Durga Puja) SMS 2013 Wishes Messages and Quotes In Hindi

We have the best collection of Happy Navratri 2013, On the occasion of a Happy Navaratri 2013 with latest Happy Navratri Best SMS.


माँ दुर्गे ,माँ अंबे,माँ जगदांबे,माँ भवानी,माँ शीतला,माँ वैष्णाओ,माँ चंडी ,
माता रानी मेरी और आपकी मनोकामना पूरी करे.जय माता दी.

लाल  रंग  क़ी  चुनरी  से  सजा  माँ  का  दरबार,हर्षित  हुआ  मन,  पुलकित  हुआ  संसार,
नन्हे -नन्हे  कदमो  से  माँ  आये  आपके  द्वार,मुबारक  हो  आपको  नवरात्री  का  त्यौहार..

लाल रंग की चुनरी से सजा माँ का दरबार;
हर्षित हुआ संसार!
नन्हें नन्हें क़दमों से, माँ आये आपके द्वार;
मुबारक हो आपको नवरात्री का त्योहार!
शुभ नवरात्री!

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Celebrate Gandhi Jayanti SMS Messages Hindi/English|2 October Greetings And Wishes

Gandhi Jayanti is celebrated on October 2, every year. Gandhi Jayanti is marked by prayer services and tributes all over India. So we have brought Hindi/ English SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Gandhi Jayanti for you.

Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Science without humanity
Knowledge without character
Politics without principle
Commerce without morality
Worship without sacrifice.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

Pappu: Ek Baat Bata Yeh Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai ?
Bholu: Mujhe Kya Pata?
Pappu: Pagal Royenge Toh Note Geela Ho Jaayega Na…

Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagraha ka raag sunaya tha,
Desh ka tha anmol wo deepak jo Mahatma kehlaya tha…
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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New And Latest Husband-Wife Sms Jokes Hindi/English

Husband-Wife SmsJokes4u, Funny Sms Jokes with quotes, An Ultimate Largest Collection of Hindi Husband Wife SMS. SMS and text messages including Couple SMS Jokes.

patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se

पत्नी ने पति को समझाते हुए कहा – “देखो जी, तुम्हारा दोस्त जिस लड़की से शादी करना चाहता है वह लड़की अच्छी नहीं है. आप अपने दोस्त को मना क्यों नहीं करते ?” पति – “मैं क्यों मना करूँ ? … उसने मुझे मना किया था क्या ?”

छोटे कस्बे की रहने वाली एक महिला को मुंबई में नौकरी मिल गई . वह अकेली ही नौकरी ज्वाइन करने पहुंची, वहाँ कंपनी ने उसे रहने के लिए एक फ़्लैट भी दे दिया.

महिला ने सोचा कि अपने पति को सूचना दे दूँ ताकि उन्हें चिंता न हो. उसने पति के लिए sms लिखा परन्तु गलती से गलत नंबर पर भेज दिया.

जिस आदमी को वह sms मिला उसकी पत्नी गुजर गई थी और वह अभी-अभी अंतिम संस्कार करके लौटा था.

sms पढ़ते ही वह आदमी बेहोश हो गया और उसे अस्पताल में भर्ती कराना पड़ा …

आखिर ऐसा क्या लिखा था sms में ……… आप भी पढ़िए -

“डियर, मैं सही-सलामत पहुँच गई हूँ और यहाँ रहने के लिए अच्छी जगह भी मिल गई है…. आप बिलकुल चिंता मत करना बस 1-2 दो दिन में ही आपको भी बुला लूंगी ….

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Celebrate Ganesh Chaturthi SMS Messages Hindi/English|Ganesh Utsav Greetings And Wishes

Ganesh Chaturthi is the day Shiva declared his son Ganesha as superior to all the gods, barring Vishnu, Lakshmi, Shiva and Parvati. So we have brought Hindi/ Bengali/Maharashtrian SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Ganesh Chaturthi for you.

May ganesh bring you and your family
Lots and Lots Of HAPPINESS,
LOVE,HEALTHSWEETNESS and PROSPERITY...


गणेश की ज्योति से नूर मिलता है
दो दिलों को सुरूर मिलता है,
जो भी जाता है गणेशा के द्वार,
कुछ ना कुछ मिलता है
"जय श्री गणेश"


As rains bless the Earth
Likewise may Lord Ganesha Bless you
With never ending Happiness
Keep smiling & receiting
Ganapatti Bappa Moorya!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!!!


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....'((?
......))
DearGanesh Ji.
Jo is smsko
pd rha hai
use Duniya ki
hr Khushi dena,
Qki
Kuch Log Hmesha
MuSKuRaTe
huye ache lagte Hai.


Tumachya Aushyatala Anand Ganeshachya Pota Itka Vishal Aso,
Adachani Undara Itkya Lahan Aso,
Ayushya Sonde Itke Lamb Aso,
Kshan Modaka Itke God Asave Aso
Ganeshchaturthichya Hardik Shubhechha

Jay Shree Ganeshay Namahhh
Ganapati Bappa Morya
Mangalmurti Moraya
Saglya Mitrana Mazyakadun
Ganesh Chaturthichya Hardik Subheccha

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Celebrate Teacher’s Day SMS Wishes Hindi/English Funny Jokes And Messages

Introducing funny relationship of Teacher’s Day  Hindi, English wishes for you. Read and laugh with these top new comedy jokes from Teacher’s Day in Hindi jokes 140 words. Hare are the most funtastic jokes for your Teacher on facebook and twitter.

May not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you,
who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau,
sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called truth.

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
BOY- sir bataiye na
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja

साइंस की मैडम ने पप्पू को पूछा
मैडम: "चाँद पर पहला कदम किसने रखा था?"
पप्पू: "नील आर्मस्ट्रांग."
मैडम: "वेरी गुड, और दूसरा ?"
पप्पू: "दूसरा भी उसी ने रखा होगा, लंगड़ा थोड़े
ना था वो"

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Celebrate Krishna Janmashtami Messages Hindi/English|Janmashtami Greetings And Wishes

Mathura and Vrindavan, and regions following Vaishnavism in Manipur. is an annual commemoration of the birth of the Hindu deity Krishna, the eighth avatar of Vishnu. Krishna Janmashtami is celebrated mostly in Mathura and Vrindavan. So we have brought Hindi, English and Bhojpuri SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Krishna Janmashtami Tyohaar for you.

Ek Radha Ek Meera
Dono ne shyam ko chaaha
ab shyaam pe hai sara bhaar
kis ki preet kare sweekar
Happy janmashtami.

Nand ke ghar Anand Hi Anand Bhayo,
Jo Nand Ke Ghar Gopal Aayo,
Jai Ho Murli Dhar Gopal ki,
Jai Ho Kanhaiya Lal Ki"
Happy Janmashtami.


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"JAI SHRI KRISHNA"
Happy Janmshtami
                  
Don't be illusioned by maya.
Maya is the root cause of all pain and misery.
LORD KRISHNA Happy Janmashtami.

Aaj hai duniya k sabse bade aashiq ka janamdin,
Is liye sabhi aashiqo ko
dil se
HAPPY KRISNA JANMASTAMI.

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Independence day (15th August) short poems|Desh Bhakti Hindi kavita

There are large Collection on Independence Day 2013 Poem in Hindi, Free Desh Bhakti Poems, new Kavita, Shayari in Hindi and English.  Read 15th august Your Favorite Hindi Patriotic Poems.   

Maathe Par Giri-Raj Himalay

Baccho Apni Shan Hai Dikhaata

Charno Mein Bhaarat Mata Key

Saagar Bhi Hai Sheesh Jhukaata

Paschhim Aur Purab Ke Jungal Mein

Bhaag Sher  Sab Paye Jaatey

Nadiyo Mein Ghadiyaal Magar Sub

Apnaa Roop Dikhaatey

Mitti Ore Hawaa Deti Hai

Dharti Ko Mohak Pareevesh

Issi Liye Toh Pyaare Baccho

Anokha Sabsey Bhaarat Desh!

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Tiranga uncha lahraye

Dhwaj Bharat ka apana pyara,
Tiranga uncha lahraye.
Gaurav hai yah matribhumi ka,
Jag men shan badhaye.

Sab se uper rang keshariya ,
Ran veeneron ki nishani.
Neeche hara rang kahata hai,
Aman prem ki kahani.
Beech men ujjwal shwet rang,
Her man ko sukh panhuchaye.

Shikheron maidanon men ye,
Her jagah hai shobha pata.
Sager ke seene per chalate,
Poton per phahrata.
Isako aage leker chalatin,
Hain teenon senayen.

Uncha sada uthayenge ham,
Jara na jhukane denge.
Buri nazar dale ger koi,
Sabak use ham denge.
Ajadi ka chinh tiranga uncha uthata jaye

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Wahi Purab hai, Wahi Paschim hai,
Washi Uttar hai Wahi Dakshin,
Tukde-Tukde Meri Dharti ke,
Nahi Bhulta mai woh kshan.

Kaise Beete pata nahi hai,
67 Warsh Azadi ke.
Azad Hindustan kaisa hoga,
Sapne har ek manav ke.

Jan-Jan mein goonjta naam hai,
Bharat ke veer shahidon ka.
Aaj bhi aisi veer shahidi,
Bhula na sakta Hindustan.

Karwan ki pakdi dagar aisi,
Grihatyag balidaan kiya.
Maatribhumi ko sheesh chadhane,
Veeron ne kaisa pran liya.

Ahinsa ke bal Gaandhi koode,
Raajneeti Nehru ji ki.
Subhash Chander, Shekhar jaison ne,
Laaj bachai bharat ki.

Raajguru, Batukeshwar Dutt bhi,
Shaheed ho gaye is ran mein.
Amar shaheedi tabhi bachi hai,
Swatantra bharat ke kan-kan mein.

Chale gaye Angrej chhod desh,
Apni dharti tod gaye.
Bharat aur Pakistan banaakar,
Fir se jhagda jod gaye.

“Angrejo Bharat Chhodo”,
“Jai Hind” Hamara Naara tha.
Bharat ki dharati goonj uthi,
Jan-Jan ne yahi pukara tha.

Aao aaj fir se hum,
Unhi palon ko yaad karen.
Yah Shubh din Amar rahe,
Baar-baar fariyaad karen.

“Jai Hind” “Jai Bharat” Bolo,
Deshbhakti mein amrit gholo.
Swatrata diwas amar rahe,
Hindustani dil se bolo.

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Love - Romantic SMS Shayari In Hindi/Urdu

Here is latest collection of  Love and Romantic sms shayaris in Hindi, urdu and english 140-120 words. large Romantic Love SMS for girlfriend and send sms by mobile.  cute love sms, Love poem sms full of Romance in Hindi, funny Love sms quotes.

Waqt fisalta hai ret ki tarah,
Hum bas use sambhalna bhul jate hai,
Kuch log bahut khaas hote hai
zindagi mai,
Hum bas unhe pehchanna bhul jate hai!....

Luv me 4ever,
Dnt love me 4 fun oh girl
Let me b d 1 oh girl,
Love me 4 a reason,
Let d reason b love.

Dil Roya Par Aankhon Ko Rone Na Diya
Sari Sari Raat Jage Khud Ko Sone Na Diya
Itna Karte Hai Yaad Aap Ko
Par Is Baat Ka Ehsaas Aap Ko Kabhi Hone Na Diya…

Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai

Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.

Phool us par bhi the,

Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,

Log yaha bhi the.

Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.

Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.

Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.

Qazi udhar bhi the,

Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,

Ise sajaya gaya.

Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.

Fark sirf itna sa hai,

USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA

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Riddles, Paheliyan with Answers In Hindi

There is largest collection of Riddles, Paheliyan in hindi with correct answer. So we have brought Hindi/English Paheliyan for facebook and twitter.

Bikhari Nhi Par Bikh Mangataa Hai
Ladki Nhi Par Purse Isthemal Krta Hai
Pujaari Nhi Par Ghanti Bjaata Hai.
Ans: Bus Conductor

Aisi Kon Si Cheez Hei Jishey
Aagey Sey Toh Banayaa Hein Bhagwan Ney
Aur Pichey Sey Insaan Ney.
Ans: Bel Gaadi

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?


I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ?

तुम न बुलाओ मैं आ जाऊँगी,
न भाड़ा न किराया दूँगी,
घर के हर कमरे में रहूँगी,
पकड़ न मुझको तुम पाओगे,
मेरे बिन तुम न रह पाओगे,
बताओ मैं कौन हूँ?
उत्तर: हवा

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Bhai Behan SMS Shayari For Raksha Bandhan In Hindi

Read Rakhi ka tyohar Hindi Shayari sms and Bhai Behan latest messages collection of mobile facebook and twitter. sister and brothers Best relationship sms quotes for rakhi.

"Raksha Bandhan SMS In Hindi For Your Loving Sister"

Ye Lamha Kuch Khas Hai,
Behan Ke Hathon Mein Bhai Ka Haath Hai,
O Behna Tere Liye Mere Pass Kuch Khas Hai,
Tere Sukoon Ki Khatir Meri Behna,
Tera Bhai Hamesha Tere Sath Hai…

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me C..
How Bout Jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

"Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer
Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer
vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai
Boli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.”

U know dat u r da most precious stone
in da collection of my secret treasure..
Wishing u very Happy Rakhi &
best of luck 4 every thing.
                     
Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

Your CARE makes me feel proud.
&
on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

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Enjoy Wise Words Hindi/English Shayaries And Thought SMS Quotes

You can share Wise Words shayari with Thoughts Text Messages your friends. We have added to the collection of Wise Words SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Wise Words shayaris Indian Thought Wisdom sms.

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
"Inside Life ENDs!"
But...
If it Breaks from inside! "Life Begins!"
"GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

Each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> & live life & make each moment beautiful....

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Enjoy Pappu And Teacher Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Pappu Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Pappu SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Pappu SMS shayaries Indian Naughty Pappu and Teacher jokes.

Pappu to teacher : sir mainu chutti
chahidi a,
teacher : kyu
pappu : ajj saade ghar 3 mehmaan
aa rahe ne,
teacher : kaun kaun ?
pappu : sir meri naani da beta,
meri mummy da bro, te mera
mamma…

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko

Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi
lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand
karti hai

Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai

Ab jabki pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai

aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin
karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha
nahi lagta

To yeh unka personal problem hai
,Aap kyun apna dimaag kharab ker rahe ho

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!

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Enjoy Sharabi Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Sharabi Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Sharabi SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Sharabi SMS shayaries, Indian Sharabi jokes.

पत्नी, पति से, "रात को आप शराब पीकर गटर में गिर गए थे।"
पति: क्या बताऊं, सब गलत संगत का असर है, हम 4 दोस्त,1 बोतल, और वो तीनों कम्बख्त पीते नही।

Wife: Aap ne kaha tha aap bina wajah sharab nahin piyenge.
Hu'bd: Wajah hai. Diwali aa rahi hai. Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali bottle bhi to chaahiye.

3 Piyakkar ne Daru pee ke Ek Taxi Roki....Taxi Driver ne Gaddi Start ki and Fir Band kar di...Bola yeh Lo Saab hum pahunch gaye
1st Piyakkar ne Use Paise De diye
2nd Piyakkar Bola...Thank You
3rd Piakkar ne ek Thappad Diya n Bola "Sale Aaram se chalaya kar...marwa deta aaj to"

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai…

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Enjoy Bollywood Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Bollywood Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Bollywood Dabang SMS in hindi and english jokes every day. There are New and Latest bollywood SMS shayaries indian celebrity jokes.

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
 
Dharminder: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Dharminder: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

Who is the first indians to use 4G ???
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Har baar rajnikanth nhi
hota hai??
He is anil kapoor
AG, oG , loG , sunoG

धरती से जाने के बाद प्राण साहब ऊपर पहुंचे ...

यमराज ने प्राण साहब से पूछा -: कौन हो तुम ?

इस पर प्राण बोले... इस इलाके में नए आए हो साहब,
वर्ना शेर खान को कौन नहीं जानता...

यमराज: जानते हो कहाँ खङे हो, और किससे बात कर रहे हो?

प्राण: सब पता है, शेर खान ने शादी नहीं की तो क्या, बारातें बहुत देखी हैं...

यमराज (चिल्लाते हुए) -: हम यम हैँ यम! इस तरह से बात कैसे कर रहे हो??

प्राण: चिल्लाओ नहीं बरखुरदार , गला खराब हो जाएगा ...

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Celebrate Raksha Bandhan SMS Messages Hindi/English|Rakhi Greetings And Wishes

Raksha Bandhan or Rakhi is a Hindu festival in India, celebrates the relationship between brothers, cousins and sisters. So here you will find large collection of Raksha Bandhan sms messages and shayars.  funny Raksha Bandhan SMS, sweet and nice Rakhi SMS 140 Character and 120 words, Raksha Bandhan greetings And wishes for your lovely sisters and brothers.

Rishta hai janmo ka hamara
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dearest bro.

Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile
Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi,
Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile

Behna Ne Bhaai Ki Kalaai Se Pyaar Baandha Hai
Pyaar Ke Do Taar Se,
Sansaar Baandha Hai
Resham Ki Dori Se
Resham Ki Dori Se Sansaar Baandha Hai
Happy Raksha Bandhan

हर लड़की तेरे लिए बेक़रार है
हर लड़की को तेरा इन्तेजार है
ये तेरा कोई कमाल नहीं
कुछ दिन बाद रक्षा बंधन का त्यौहार है

आती थी जाती थी
हंसती थी हंसाती थी
भागती थी  भागाती थी
बोलती थी बुलवाती थी
पर आज पता चला की
वो मुझे राखी बांधना चाहती थी

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Celebrate Independence Day SMS Messages Hindi/English|India 15 August Greetings And Wishes

India Enjoy Independence Day on August 15 each year. So here you will find large collection of 15 August sms messages and shayars.  funny Independence Day  SMS, sweet and nice Independence Day SMS 140 Character and 120 words Independence Day greetings And wishes for your lovely friends.

Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,
Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,
Meri Khush naseebi mili zindagi is chaman mein
Bhula na sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.
Happy Independence Day!

Ye baat hawao ko bataye rakhna,
Roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna,
Lahu dekar jiski hifazat humne ki… aise
TIRANGE ko sada Dil me basaye rakhna….
Happy Indian Independence Day ...

"independence day sms"

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
In ADVNC ...
SARE JAHA SE ACHA
HINDUSTAN HMARA

15 August aa raha hy
Gandhi ji k photo jama kr raha hun
Plz
Ghr me jitny b
10,20,50,100,500,1000
K note hai mujy bhej do,purane b chal jaynge.

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A Very Happy Independence Day To all of you!

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