Enjoy Bhojpuri SMS Jokes|Bihari Shayari Messagses Collection

Bhojpuri is funny language in bihar so i have many jokes, sms and chutkule brought for you. best shayari in lalu rabari send your lovely friend and relatives. new bihari Laughter fun poems texts quotes. 

Are o friendwa..
tohar smswa ka intejar ma
hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.
Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do
Tohara Dost…..

Tohar sms jab awat hai,
Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.

1 African Girl says..
i Love U to a Bihari Boy
Bihari Boys Say
Tum husan nahi aag
ka dariyaho hum tumse
pyar nahi karsakte kyu
ki tum bahut karia ho....

Bihar aisa state h jiska hr
word se india k nam ata h
B-Bharat
I-India
H-Hindustan
A-arywart
R-Riwa

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Maa Beta sms jokes In Hindi Text Messages|Mom & Child funny Jokes

Top 10 sms jokes Beautiful sms jokes thoughtful line for Mom and his son, hindi Maa Beta Funny Joke SMS collection is here and send  sms for friends Share facebook & twitter.   

Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Maa- Excellent..!!
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs!


Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!

    
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

    
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.

Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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Enjoy Top Funny Bollywood Jokes SMS And Shayaries

Bollywood Actors Actresses Jokes In Hindi And English 140-120 character, funny sms jokes on indian bollywood celebrities send sms friends and relatives. 
 
47 Saal Ka SALMAN KHAN Ladki Dekhney Gya,
Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gai, Hossh Aaya,
Karan Pucha Tho Boli…..
25 Saal Pahle Yeh Mujhe Bhi Dekhney Aaya Tha..........


Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.


Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.


Dad Caught His Son Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song.
Dad: Padhaai kar Le Beta. Sheela Toh Exams Ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi.

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Family SMS JOKES 140 character in Hindi|Family funny sms Messages

Top 10 sms blog collect the many funny Family 140 character sms jokes of hindi and english language. You can share with your friends, lover an all buddies. Search Quotes, sms, jokes, Messages for Perfect Family Sms In Hindi.   

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!


Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!


Beautiful line for Mom and Dad
Aziz bhi wo hai,
Nasib bhi wo hai,
Duniya ki bheed mein karib bhi wo hai,
Unki dua se chalti hai zindagi kyun ki khuda bhi wo hai,
aur takdir bhi wo hai..!!


3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

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