Enjoy Wise Words Hindi/English Shayaries And Thought SMS Quotes

You can share Wise Words shayari with Thoughts Text Messages your friends. We have added to the collection of Wise Words SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Wise Words shayaris Indian Thought Wisdom sms.

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
"Inside Life ENDs!"
But...
If it Breaks from inside! "Life Begins!"
"GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

Each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> & live life & make each moment beautiful....

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Enjoy Pappu And Teacher Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Pappu Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Pappu SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Pappu SMS shayaries Indian Naughty Pappu and Teacher jokes.

Pappu to teacher : sir mainu chutti
chahidi a,
teacher : kyu
pappu : ajj saade ghar 3 mehmaan
aa rahe ne,
teacher : kaun kaun ?
pappu : sir meri naani da beta,
meri mummy da bro, te mera
mamma…

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko

Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi
lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand
karti hai

Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai

Ab jabki pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai

aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin
karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha
nahi lagta

To yeh unka personal problem hai
,Aap kyun apna dimaag kharab ker rahe ho

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!

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Enjoy Sharabi Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Sharabi Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Sharabi SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Sharabi SMS shayaries, Indian Sharabi jokes.

पत्नी, पति से, "रात को आप शराब पीकर गटर में गिर गए थे।"
पति: क्या बताऊं, सब गलत संगत का असर है, हम 4 दोस्त,1 बोतल, और वो तीनों कम्बख्त पीते नही।

Wife: Aap ne kaha tha aap bina wajah sharab nahin piyenge.
Hu'bd: Wajah hai. Diwali aa rahi hai. Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali bottle bhi to chaahiye.

3 Piyakkar ne Daru pee ke Ek Taxi Roki....Taxi Driver ne Gaddi Start ki and Fir Band kar di...Bola yeh Lo Saab hum pahunch gaye
1st Piyakkar ne Use Paise De diye
2nd Piyakkar Bola...Thank You
3rd Piakkar ne ek Thappad Diya n Bola "Sale Aaram se chalaya kar...marwa deta aaj to"

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai…

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Enjoy Bollywood Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Bollywood Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Bollywood Dabang SMS in hindi and english jokes every day. There are New and Latest bollywood SMS shayaries indian celebrity jokes.

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
 
Dharminder: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Dharminder: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

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Har baar rajnikanth nhi
hota hai??
He is anil kapoor
AG, oG , loG , sunoG

धरती से जाने के बाद प्राण साहब ऊपर पहुंचे ...

यमराज ने प्राण साहब से पूछा -: कौन हो तुम ?

इस पर प्राण बोले... इस इलाके में नए आए हो साहब,
वर्ना शेर खान को कौन नहीं जानता...

यमराज: जानते हो कहाँ खङे हो, और किससे बात कर रहे हो?

प्राण: सब पता है, शेर खान ने शादी नहीं की तो क्या, बारातें बहुत देखी हैं...

यमराज (चिल्लाते हुए) -: हम यम हैँ यम! इस तरह से बात कैसे कर रहे हो??

प्राण: चिल्लाओ नहीं बरखुरदार , गला खराब हो जाएगा ...

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Celebrate Raksha Bandhan SMS Messages Hindi/English|Rakhi Greetings And Wishes

Raksha Bandhan or Rakhi is a Hindu festival in India, celebrates the relationship between brothers, cousins and sisters. So here you will find large collection of Raksha Bandhan sms messages and shayars.  funny Raksha Bandhan SMS, sweet and nice Rakhi SMS 140 Character and 120 words, Raksha Bandhan greetings And wishes for your lovely sisters and brothers.

Rishta hai janmo ka hamara
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dearest bro.

Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile
Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi,
Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile

Behna Ne Bhaai Ki Kalaai Se Pyaar Baandha Hai
Pyaar Ke Do Taar Se,
Sansaar Baandha Hai
Resham Ki Dori Se
Resham Ki Dori Se Sansaar Baandha Hai
Happy Raksha Bandhan

हर लड़की तेरे लिए बेक़रार है
हर लड़की को तेरा इन्तेजार है
ये तेरा कोई कमाल नहीं
कुछ दिन बाद रक्षा बंधन का त्यौहार है

आती थी जाती थी
हंसती थी हंसाती थी
भागती थी  भागाती थी
बोलती थी बुलवाती थी
पर आज पता चला की
वो मुझे राखी बांधना चाहती थी

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Celebrate Independence Day SMS Messages Hindi/English|India 15 August Greetings And Wishes

India Enjoy Independence Day on August 15 each year. So here you will find large collection of 15 August sms messages and shayars.  funny Independence Day  SMS, sweet and nice Independence Day SMS 140 Character and 120 words Independence Day greetings And wishes for your lovely friends.

Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,
Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,
Meri Khush naseebi mili zindagi is chaman mein
Bhula na sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.
Happy Independence Day!

Ye baat hawao ko bataye rakhna,
Roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna,
Lahu dekar jiski hifazat humne ki… aise
TIRANGE ko sada Dil me basaye rakhna….
Happy Indian Independence Day ...

"independence day sms"

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
In ADVNC ...
SARE JAHA SE ACHA
HINDUSTAN HMARA

15 August aa raha hy
Gandhi ji k photo jama kr raha hun
Plz
Ghr me jitny b
10,20,50,100,500,1000
K note hai mujy bhej do,purane b chal jaynge.

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A Very Happy Independence Day To all of you!

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Celebrate Funny Indian Politics Jokes SMS Messages In Hindi

You will find large collection of Politics sms jokes so we have provide Politics And Netaji Jokes SMS and messages share with your friends and relatives. funny sms in Politics with latest quotes, shayaris for Political Party.

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.

Neta Ki Wife: Suno Ji, Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Hai, New Le Do!
Neta: Mere Sath Bhaashan Mein Chalo, Jitni Marzi Le Aana,
Who Bhi Pasand Karke..

Guard enters Sonia Gandhi's office -
"Madam aapka MMS aaya hai !!"
Sonia Gandhi- Ohh NO !!
Man Mohan Singh enters :
"kamino mera poora naam liya karo."...

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