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Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Love - Romantic SMS Shayari In Hindi/Urdu

Here is latest collection of  Love and Romantic sms shayaris in Hindi, urdu and english 140-120 words. large Romantic Love SMS for girlfriend and send sms by mobile.  cute love sms, Love poem sms full of Romance in Hindi, funny Love sms quotes.

Waqt fisalta hai ret ki tarah,
Hum bas use sambhalna bhul jate hai,
Kuch log bahut khaas hote hai
zindagi mai,
Hum bas unhe pehchanna bhul jate hai!....

Luv me 4ever,
Dnt love me 4 fun oh girl
Let me b d 1 oh girl,
Love me 4 a reason,
Let d reason b love.

Dil Roya Par Aankhon Ko Rone Na Diya
Sari Sari Raat Jage Khud Ko Sone Na Diya
Itna Karte Hai Yaad Aap Ko
Par Is Baat Ka Ehsaas Aap Ko Kabhi Hone Na Diya…

Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai

Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.

Phool us par bhi the,

Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,

Log yaha bhi the.

Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.

Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.

Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.

Qazi udhar bhi the,

Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,

Ise sajaya gaya.

Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.

Fark sirf itna sa hai,

USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA
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Monday, 12 August 2013

Riddles, Paheliyan with Answers In Hindi

There is largest collection of Riddles, Paheliyan in hindi with correct answer. So we have brought Hindi/English Paheliyan for facebook and twitter.

Bikhari Nhi Par Bikh Mangataa Hai
Ladki Nhi Par Purse Isthemal Krta Hai
Pujaari Nhi Par Ghanti Bjaata Hai.
Ans: Bus Conductor

Aisi Kon Si Cheez Hei Jishey
Aagey Sey Toh Banayaa Hein Bhagwan Ney
Aur Pichey Sey Insaan Ney.
Ans: Bel Gaadi

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?


I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ?

तुम न बुलाओ मैं आ जाऊँगी,
न भाड़ा न किराया दूँगी,
घर के हर कमरे में रहूँगी,
पकड़ न मुझको तुम पाओगे,
मेरे बिन तुम न रह पाओगे,
बताओ मैं कौन हूँ?
उत्तर: हवा
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Bhai Behan SMS Shayari For Raksha Bandhan In Hindi

Read Rakhi ka tyohar Hindi Shayari sms and Bhai Behan latest messages collection of mobile facebook and twitter. sister and brothers Best relationship sms quotes for rakhi.

"Raksha Bandhan SMS In Hindi For Your Loving Sister"

Ye Lamha Kuch Khas Hai,
Behan Ke Hathon Mein Bhai Ka Haath Hai,
O Behna Tere Liye Mere Pass Kuch Khas Hai,
Tere Sukoon Ki Khatir Meri Behna,
Tera Bhai Hamesha Tere Sath Hai…

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me C..
How Bout Jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

"Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer
Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer
vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai
Boli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.”

U know dat u r da most precious stone
in da collection of my secret treasure..
Wishing u very Happy Rakhi &
best of luck 4 every thing.
                     
Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

Your CARE makes me feel proud.
&
on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.
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Saturday, 10 August 2013

Enjoy Wise Words Hindi/English Shayaries And Thought SMS Quotes

You can share Wise Words shayari with Thoughts Text Messages your friends. We have added to the collection of Wise Words SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Wise Words shayaris Indian Thought Wisdom sms.

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
"Inside Life ENDs!"
But...
If it Breaks from inside! "Life Begins!"
"GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

Each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> & live life & make each moment beautiful....
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Thursday, 8 August 2013

Enjoy Pappu And Teacher Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Pappu Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Pappu SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Pappu SMS shayaries Indian Naughty Pappu and Teacher jokes.

Pappu to teacher : sir mainu chutti
chahidi a,
teacher : kyu
pappu : ajj saade ghar 3 mehmaan
aa rahe ne,
teacher : kaun kaun ?
pappu : sir meri naani da beta,
meri mummy da bro, te mera
mamma…

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko

Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi
lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand
karti hai

Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai

Ab jabki pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai

aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin
karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha
nahi lagta

To yeh unka personal problem hai
,Aap kyun apna dimaag kharab ker rahe ho

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!
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Enjoy Sharabi Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Sharabi Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Sharabi SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Sharabi SMS shayaries, Indian Sharabi jokes.

पत्नी, पति से, "रात को आप शराब पीकर गटर में गिर गए थे।"
पति: क्या बताऊं, सब गलत संगत का असर है, हम 4 दोस्त,1 बोतल, और वो तीनों कम्बख्त पीते नही।

Wife: Aap ne kaha tha aap bina wajah sharab nahin piyenge.
Hu'bd: Wajah hai. Diwali aa rahi hai. Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali bottle bhi to chaahiye.

3 Piyakkar ne Daru pee ke Ek Taxi Roki....Taxi Driver ne Gaddi Start ki and Fir Band kar di...Bola yeh Lo Saab hum pahunch gaye
1st Piyakkar ne Use Paise De diye
2nd Piyakkar Bola...Thank You
3rd Piakkar ne ek Thappad Diya n Bola "Sale Aaram se chalaya kar...marwa deta aaj to"

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai…
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Enjoy Bollywood Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Bollywood Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Bollywood Dabang SMS in hindi and english jokes every day. There are New and Latest bollywood SMS shayaries indian celebrity jokes.

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
 
Dharminder: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Dharminder: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

Who is the first indians to use 4G ???
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Har baar rajnikanth nhi
hota hai??
He is anil kapoor
AG, oG , loG , sunoG

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वर्ना शेर खान को कौन नहीं जानता...

यमराज: जानते हो कहाँ खङे हो, और किससे बात कर रहे हो?

प्राण: सब पता है, शेर खान ने शादी नहीं की तो क्या, बारातें बहुत देखी हैं...

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