Eid al-Adha (Bakra Eid) SMS, Wishes, quotes And Greetings

Send cool and thoughtful Bakra Eid messages SMS to wish your loved ones. Happy Eid Al Adha Wishes SMS and English Messages Bakrid mubarak quotes 2013 Greetings.

On the canvas of life we often go off color,
but as long as people like you are there
to add the right shades,
life goes on to be a rainbow!
Eid mubarak  

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK

Bakra Ka Sample
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Jisne Qurbani Me Hissa Lenä Hai
Wo Sirf 100 Ka
Bälänce Bhej Kar Booking Karwa Lay.

 

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Navratri (Durga Puja) SMS 2013 Wishes Messages and Quotes In Hindi

We have the best collection of Happy Navratri 2013, On the occasion of a Happy Navaratri 2013 with latest Happy Navratri Best SMS.


माँ दुर्गे ,माँ अंबे,माँ जगदांबे,माँ भवानी,माँ शीतला,माँ वैष्णाओ,माँ चंडी ,
माता रानी मेरी और आपकी मनोकामना पूरी करे.जय माता दी.

लाल  रंग  क़ी  चुनरी  से  सजा  माँ  का  दरबार,हर्षित  हुआ  मन,  पुलकित  हुआ  संसार,
नन्हे -नन्हे  कदमो  से  माँ  आये  आपके  द्वार,मुबारक  हो  आपको  नवरात्री  का  त्यौहार..

लाल रंग की चुनरी से सजा माँ का दरबार;
हर्षित हुआ संसार!
नन्हें नन्हें क़दमों से, माँ आये आपके द्वार;
मुबारक हो आपको नवरात्री का त्योहार!
शुभ नवरात्री!

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Celebrate Gandhi Jayanti SMS Messages Hindi/English|2 October Greetings And Wishes

Gandhi Jayanti is celebrated on October 2, every year. Gandhi Jayanti is marked by prayer services and tributes all over India. So we have brought Hindi/ English SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Gandhi Jayanti for you.

Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Science without humanity
Knowledge without character
Politics without principle
Commerce without morality
Worship without sacrifice.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

Pappu: Ek Baat Bata Yeh Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai ?
Bholu: Mujhe Kya Pata?
Pappu: Pagal Royenge Toh Note Geela Ho Jaayega Na…

Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagraha ka raag sunaya tha,
Desh ka tha anmol wo deepak jo Mahatma kehlaya tha…
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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New And Latest Husband-Wife Sms Jokes Hindi/English

Husband-Wife SmsJokes4u, Funny Sms Jokes with quotes, An Ultimate Largest Collection of Hindi Husband Wife SMS. SMS and text messages including Couple SMS Jokes.

patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se

पत्नी ने पति को समझाते हुए कहा – “देखो जी, तुम्हारा दोस्त जिस लड़की से शादी करना चाहता है वह लड़की अच्छी नहीं है. आप अपने दोस्त को मना क्यों नहीं करते ?” पति – “मैं क्यों मना करूँ ? … उसने मुझे मना किया था क्या ?”

छोटे कस्बे की रहने वाली एक महिला को मुंबई में नौकरी मिल गई . वह अकेली ही नौकरी ज्वाइन करने पहुंची, वहाँ कंपनी ने उसे रहने के लिए एक फ़्लैट भी दे दिया.

महिला ने सोचा कि अपने पति को सूचना दे दूँ ताकि उन्हें चिंता न हो. उसने पति के लिए sms लिखा परन्तु गलती से गलत नंबर पर भेज दिया.

जिस आदमी को वह sms मिला उसकी पत्नी गुजर गई थी और वह अभी-अभी अंतिम संस्कार करके लौटा था.

sms पढ़ते ही वह आदमी बेहोश हो गया और उसे अस्पताल में भर्ती कराना पड़ा …

आखिर ऐसा क्या लिखा था sms में ……… आप भी पढ़िए -

“डियर, मैं सही-सलामत पहुँच गई हूँ और यहाँ रहने के लिए अच्छी जगह भी मिल गई है…. आप बिलकुल चिंता मत करना बस 1-2 दो दिन में ही आपको भी बुला लूंगी ….

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Celebrate Ganesh Chaturthi SMS Messages Hindi/English|Ganesh Utsav Greetings And Wishes

Ganesh Chaturthi is the day Shiva declared his son Ganesha as superior to all the gods, barring Vishnu, Lakshmi, Shiva and Parvati. So we have brought Hindi/ Bengali/Maharashtrian SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Ganesh Chaturthi for you.

May ganesh bring you and your family
Lots and Lots Of HAPPINESS,
LOVE,HEALTHSWEETNESS and PROSPERITY...


गणेश की ज्योति से नूर मिलता है
दो दिलों को सुरूर मिलता है,
जो भी जाता है गणेशा के द्वार,
कुछ ना कुछ मिलता है
"जय श्री गणेश"


As rains bless the Earth
Likewise may Lord Ganesha Bless you
With never ending Happiness
Keep smiling & receiting
Ganapatti Bappa Moorya!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!!!


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DearGanesh Ji.
Jo is smsko
pd rha hai
use Duniya ki
hr Khushi dena,
Qki
Kuch Log Hmesha
MuSKuRaTe
huye ache lagte Hai.


Tumachya Aushyatala Anand Ganeshachya Pota Itka Vishal Aso,
Adachani Undara Itkya Lahan Aso,
Ayushya Sonde Itke Lamb Aso,
Kshan Modaka Itke God Asave Aso
Ganeshchaturthichya Hardik Shubhechha

Jay Shree Ganeshay Namahhh
Ganapati Bappa Morya
Mangalmurti Moraya
Saglya Mitrana Mazyakadun
Ganesh Chaturthichya Hardik Subheccha

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Celebrate Teacher’s Day SMS Wishes Hindi/English Funny Jokes And Messages

Introducing funny relationship of Teacher’s Day  Hindi, English wishes for you. Read and laugh with these top new comedy jokes from Teacher’s Day in Hindi jokes 140 words. Hare are the most funtastic jokes for your Teacher on facebook and twitter.

May not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you,
who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau,
sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called truth.

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
BOY- sir bataiye na
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja

साइंस की मैडम ने पप्पू को पूछा
मैडम: "चाँद पर पहला कदम किसने रखा था?"
पप्पू: "नील आर्मस्ट्रांग."
मैडम: "वेरी गुड, और दूसरा ?"
पप्पू: "दूसरा भी उसी ने रखा होगा, लंगड़ा थोड़े
ना था वो"

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Celebrate Krishna Janmashtami Messages Hindi/English|Janmashtami Greetings And Wishes

Mathura and Vrindavan, and regions following Vaishnavism in Manipur. is an annual commemoration of the birth of the Hindu deity Krishna, the eighth avatar of Vishnu. Krishna Janmashtami is celebrated mostly in Mathura and Vrindavan. So we have brought Hindi, English and Bhojpuri SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Krishna Janmashtami Tyohaar for you.

Ek Radha Ek Meera
Dono ne shyam ko chaaha
ab shyaam pe hai sara bhaar
kis ki preet kare sweekar
Happy janmashtami.

Nand ke ghar Anand Hi Anand Bhayo,
Jo Nand Ke Ghar Gopal Aayo,
Jai Ho Murli Dhar Gopal ki,
Jai Ho Kanhaiya Lal Ki"
Happy Janmashtami.


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"JAI SHRI KRISHNA"
Happy Janmshtami
                  
Don't be illusioned by maya.
Maya is the root cause of all pain and misery.
LORD KRISHNA Happy Janmashtami.

Aaj hai duniya k sabse bade aashiq ka janamdin,
Is liye sabhi aashiqo ko
dil se
HAPPY KRISNA JANMASTAMI.

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