Teri Biwi Mere Kabze Me Hai On Top Ten SMS Jokes

 Kidnaper : Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa : Saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi..

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Is Naye Saal mai..

Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar

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2013 is at the door

2013 is at the door
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.

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Happy New Year to you!

Happy New Year to you!
May every great new day
bring you sweet surprises…
a happiness buffet.

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Har Pal Ishq Ke Annsu Peena Asaan Nahi Hota

har pal ishq ke annsu peena asaan nahi hota,
har aashiq devdaas nain ban pata,
jindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia humein,
ab uski yaad mein jeena kathin nain lagta

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Meri Aankhon Mein Mohabbat Ki Chamak Aaj Bhi Hai

meri aankhon mein mohabbat ki chamak aj bhi hai...
magar use mujhpe shaq aj bhi hai...
dhoye the haath usne shaadi ke nadi mein...
woh mehendi ki mehek aj bhi puri nadi mein hai...

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