Funny Santa Banta SMS Jokes 140 Character In Hindi

People will find large collection of santabanta sms messages and hindi santa banta jokes, shayaries. enjoy the ful jokes of snata banta. We have provide Ultimate Santa Banta new and latest sms jokes 2013.

 SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........

Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge..

Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha

Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.

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Top 10 Happy Navratri SMS|Navratri messages And Shayaries

Must collection of Navratri Hindi Shayari SMS and messages you can share with your friends and many other relatives. Marathi Guajarati happy navratri sms 140 Character.

Resham Ka Haar,
SawaN ki SugaNdh
Barish Ni Fuhar,
Radha Ki Ummide
KaNhaiya Ka Pyar.,
Mubarak Ho Apko NAVARATRI Ka Tyohar., HAPPY NAVARATRI.!

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,
fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,
rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu?
Happy Navratri!

Bharpoor Pyar Miley Tohfe Mein Aapko,
Khushiyan Naseeb Ho Beshumar Aapko,
Na Rahey Koi Gam Aapki Zindagi Mein,
Aisa Ho Navratri Ka Aagaz Aapka,
Shubh Navratra

Sara Jahan He Jiski Sharan Me.
Naman Hai Us Mata Ke Charan Me.
Bane Us Mata Ke Charno Ki Dhul.
Aawo Milker Chadhaye Shraddha K Phool..
NAVRATRI KI SHUBH KAMNA..

Jai Maa Durge!
Jai Maa Ambe!
Jai Maa Jagdambe!
Jai Maa Bhawani!
Jai Maa Sheetla!
Jai Maa Vaishno!
Jai Maa Chandi!
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey
Jai Mata di!

N-Nav Chetna
A-Akhandjyoyi
V-Vighnanasak
R-Ratjageshwari
A-Ananddayi
T-Trikaldarshi
R-Rakshankarti
A-Anandmayi
May MAA DURGA Bless U Happy Navratri.

Jagat paalan haar hai maa,
mukti ka dham hai maa.
hamari bakti ke adhar hai maa,
ham sab ki raksha ki avatar hai maa.
‘happy navaraatri’

 Maa durga apko apni 9 bhujao se: 1.
bal 2. buddhi 3. aishwarya 4. sukh 5.
swasthya 6. daulat 7. abhijeet 8. nirbhikta 9.
sampannta pradan kare JAI MATA DI.

 Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai
sabke dilo ko marm milta hai
jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar
kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
SHUBH NAVRATRI.

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,
KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS;
AISA NAVRATRI KA TYOHAAR HO,
HAPPY NAVRATRI
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