Family SMS JOKES 140 character in Hindi|Family funny sms Messages

Top 10 sms blog collect the many funny Family 140 character sms jokes of hindi and english language. You can share with your friends, lover an all buddies. Search Quotes, sms, jokes, Messages for Perfect Family Sms In Hindi.   

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!


Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!


Beautiful line for Mom and Dad
Aziz bhi wo hai,
Nasib bhi wo hai,
Duniya ki bheed mein karib bhi wo hai,
Unki dua se chalti hai zindagi kyun ki khuda bhi wo hai,
aur takdir bhi wo hai..!!


3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

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Enjoy Bengali SMS JOKES 140 Character|Bengali Funny SMS Messages

Top 10 sms blog collect the many funny 140 character sms jokes of bengali language. You can share with your friends, lover and all buddies.

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!

Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo :
Good night , 3 bachchar maa.
Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !

Prem korle PARISHAN hoye jai;
Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai
divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai
ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai.!!

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Great Thoughts SMS Jokes Hindi/English|Thoughts Funny Messages

Best collection of english hindi Nice Thoughts and Thoughts on success, love, Romantic and good funny thoughts 2013. we give the  Cool thoughts sms collection.  

Meaningful message for life:
Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger!!
No one’s Love is lesser but our expectations r higher

The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”

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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!

Aaj ki pyaari baat
Agar ek haara hua Insan harne ke bad bhi smile kare,
to jitnewala apni jeet ki khushi kho deta hai,
That is the POWER of SMILE.

A paper flying in air is due to luck.
But a kite flying in air is due to efforts.
So dont worry if luck doesnt support.
Efforts r always urs.

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Celebrate Doctor SMS Jokes Hindi/English|Doctor-Nurse Funny Jokes And Messages

Intruthing Doctor and Nurse funny relationship in Hindi, English Joke for you. Read and laugh with these top new comedy jokes from Doctor-Patient in Hindi jokes 140 words. Hare are the most funtastic jokes of Doctor on facebook and twitter.
Doctor: You need
New Glasses
Patient: How do you know
I havent told you
whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell
as soon as you
Walked in through
the Window
 
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

Patient:Nurse Moojhe EKDAM potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khaye to roti,normal ke liye kya karu?
Nurse:PoTTI KHA!!!!

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

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Naughty SMS Jokes Hindi/English|Naughty Funny Sweet Messages

Looking For Naughty Jokes and funny sms in hindi and english 140-120 Character. Send naughty SMS Jokes for your naughty friends, share the spicy & naughty SMS kokes facebook, twitter and mobile.  
rl: Bas karkoi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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Good Night SMS Messages Hindi/English|Good Night Funny Sweet wishes

Hare is latest collection of Good Night SMS in Hindi/English. Send  cute, nice, and sweet Good Night SMS wishes all friends,  relatives family and to everyone you like.
A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams...

Never blame a day in ur life.
Good days give u happiness.
Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential in life!
All are Gods blessings!
good night.

Andheri sadak,
Sunsan qabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitan.GOOD NIGHT

Dekha fir rat aa gai,
"Good-night" kehne ki bat yaad aagayi.
Hum baithe the sitaro ki panah me,
"CHAND"ko dekha to aapki yaad Aagayi.

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Celebrate Wedding Anniversary SMS Massages Hindi/English|Anniversary greetings And wishes

A wedding anniversary is the anniversary of the date a wedding took place. 50 years of marriage is called a "golden wedding anniversary" or "golden anniversary". Top 10 SMS jokes GET the  best Anniversary SMS, lovely Anniversary wishes, hindi and English Anniversary SMS greetings. Send Free Latest anniversary sms, messages, quotes, wishes for your friends, COLLEAGUE and relatives.     

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
“Happy Anniversary”

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