Celebrate Funny Indian Politics Jokes SMS Messages In Hindi

You will find large collection of Politics sms jokes so we have provide Politics And Netaji Jokes SMS and messages share with your friends and relatives. funny sms in Politics with latest quotes, shayaris for Political Party.

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.

Neta Ki Wife: Suno Ji, Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Hai, New Le Do!
Neta: Mere Sath Bhaashan Mein Chalo, Jitni Marzi Le Aana,
Who Bhi Pasand Karke..

Guard enters Sonia Gandhi's office -
"Madam aapka MMS aaya hai !!"
Sonia Gandhi- Ohh NO !!
Man Mohan Singh enters :
"kamino mera poora naam liya karo."...

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Celebrate Punjabi Jokes SMS Massages|Punjabi Quotes And Wishes

You will find large collection of punjabi sms jokes so we have provide Punjabi Jokes SMS and messages share with your friends and relatives. funny sms in punjabi with latest quotes, shayaris for sardar. 

Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh
Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.


Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c
svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai
per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?
Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?
Snta: Mobile te sap wali


Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.
Girl: Jutti Utaran?
Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?

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Celebrate Nag Panchami SMS Massages Hindi/English|Nag Panchami Greetings And Wishes

"Nag Panchami" the festival of snakes. It is celebrated on the fifth day after Amavasya of the month of Shraavana. So we have brought Hindi/ Nepali SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Nag Panchami for you.

May Lord Shiva Bless you and
your family on the
auspicious occasion of
Nag Panchami.
Shubh Nag Panchami.

Shivji Ke gale Me swar
Apne Fn Pr Lekar Pruthwi ko
liya Hai Tar
Aise Nag Devata Ko
Hamara Koti Koti Prnam
Happy Nag Panchami

Luck, success and courage too
May this day bring fortune for you
Pray to Shiva and wishes shall live
You will receive more than you give
Happy Nag Panchami

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Celebrate Teej SMS Massages Hindi/English|Teej Greetings And Wishes

Teej festival is a celebrated in many states of India and by Khas women of Nepal. Teej is celebrated mostly in Rajasthan,  Haryana, Punjab, and Uttar Pradesh.So we have brought Hindi, English and Bhojpuri SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Teej Tyohaar for you.

Teej Ka Tyohaar Hai Umango Ka Tyohaar
Phool Khile Hai Baaghon Mein
Barish Ki Hai Fuhaar
Dil Se Aap Sab Ko Ho Mubarak
Pyara Ye Teej Ka Tyohaar!

May Lord Vishnu bless you with wealth and prosperity on the occasion of Teej.
My best wishes on this Teej.

May Goddess Parvati
spread into your life
Peace, Prosperity, Happiness
and Good Health
Happy Hartalika Teej

Teej Ka Vrat Hai Bahut Hi Madhur Pyaar Ka,
Dil Ki Shraddha Or Sachey Vishvaas Ka,
Bichhiyaa Pairon Mein Ho, Maathe Par Bindiya,
Har Janam Mein Milan Ho Hamara Piya ,,,,

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Collection Of New Santa Banta Funny Jokes SMS

People are looking for Santa Banta jokes, Story sms, Messages and Funny Quotes Send for friends and other loved-ones. Read funny jokes about Santa Banta  Hindi, English and all type text messages.

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

मरीज़: डॉक्टर साहब क्या कोई ऐसा नुस्खा है जिस आदमी लम्बे समय तक ज़िंदा रह सके?
डॉक्टर: शादी कर लो।
मरीज़: क्या उससे मैं लम्बे समय तक ज़िंदा रह सकूंगा?
डॉक्टर: नहीं, पर उससे तुम्हारी लम्बे समय तक जीने की इच्छा ख़त्म जायेगी।

पति: सुनो जी क्या तुम मेरी ज़िन्दगी का चाँद बनोगी?
पत्नी: हाँ हाँ जानू क्यों नहीं।
पति: तो ठीक है 9,955,887.6 किलोमीटर दूर रहा करो।

संता पुलिस स्टेशन गया और बोला: मुझे गिरफ़्तार कर लो, मैंने अपने बीवी के सर पर डंडा मारा है।
थानेदार: वो मर गई क्या?
संता: वो तो बच गई, पर अब मेरी खैर नहीं।

जीतो: मैं तुमसे जो कुछ भी कहती हूँ तुम एक कान से सुनते हो और दूसरे से निकाल देते हो।
संता: मैं तुमसे कुछ भी कहता हूँ तो तुम दोनों कानो से सुनती हो और मुंह से निकाल देती हो।

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Celebrate Bhagwan Shiv Quotes And Wishes Hindi/English|Mahadev Bholenath Ji SMS Messages

Shiva is a Hindu deity. So We have provide large data of Mahadev Shivji wishes, sms, shayaris and messages in this top ten blog. There is most popular quotes and scraps to your loved ones smile and start a Lord Shiva Inspire your life. Bhagwan Shiv greetings to use for Orkut, MySpace, Facebook, Friendster.

Om Mein Hi Aastha
Om Mein Hi Vishwas
Om Mein Hi Shakti
Om Mein Hi Sara Sansaar
Om See Hoti Hai Achchey Din Ki Suruvaat
Bolo Om Namha Shivay
Jay Bholenath.

Bhole ki mahima aprampar,
Karte bhole sabka uddhar,
Jo bhi unki lila gaye,
Usko milti khushiyan hazaar!!

May Lord Shiva Bless you and
your family on the
auspicious month of
shravan !!!

Om Namo Shivya, May
Lord Shiva guide you in the
Course of your Life.
Happy Shivarathri 2013

May Lord SHIVA
BLESS You with
His Grace and Fullfill
Chant His Glories
Tonight and Enjoy
a Blissful Life
Just Keep Chanting
‘Om Nama Shivaaya’

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Celebrate Guru Purnima SMS Messages Hindi/English|Happy Guru Purnima Quotes And Wishes

Guru Purnima is a festival traditionally celebrated by Hindus and Buddhists. SO We have provide large data of Guru Purnima wishes, sms, shayaris and messages in this top ten blog. There is most popular quotes and scraps to your loved ones smile and start a wonderful day For Guru Purnima Inspire your life. Guru Purnima greetings to use for Orkut, MySpace, Facebook, Friendster.

Be Grateful towards who
Met you with yourself
Wishes on guru purnima
Happy Guru Purnima

Guru is Aspiration,
Guru is Inspiration
Happy Guru Purnima

Tumne sikhaya ungali pakad kar hame chalna,
Tumne bataya kaise girne ke baad sambhalna.
Tumhari wajah se aaj hum pahunche is mukaam pe,
Guru Purnima ke din karte hain aabhar salaam ae.
Best Wishes to you on this Guru Purnima

My Teacher to Created My Life,
I Really Thankfulness To Him,
For Being In My life… “Happy Guru Purnima”

May The Name Of Guru
Be Enshrined In Your Heart.
May Guru Ji’ s Divine Love
and Blessings be with you Always.
HAPPY GURU PURNIMA 2013 !!

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