Celebrate Jagannath Puri Rath Yatra SMS Massages Hindi/English|Rath Yatra greetings And wishes

A Jagannath Ratha-Yatra Festival is a Hindu festival that involves transporting deities on a chariot. So we have brought Hindi/ Bengali SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Jagannath Rath Yatra for you.

Let’s Celebrate The Glory of,
Lord Jagannath,
To Destroy The Evil From The,
Face of Earth.
Happy Ratha Yatra 2013 !

Chandan Ki Khushbu, Resham Ka Haar,
Bhadon Ki Sugandh, Barish Ki Fhuhaaar,
Dil Ki Ummide, Apno Ka Pyar
Mangalmay Ho Aapko Lord Jagannath Ka Tyohar.
appy Ratha Yatra And Ashadhi Duj !

Jay Jagannath jisaka nam hai,
Puri jisaka dham hai aise bhagvan ko
ham sab ka pranam hai.
Happy Ratha Yatra !

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College-School Hindi-English Sms Jokes & Messages

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

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Hindi Beautiful Poems For Kids|'Inspirational' Kavita List

 A large collection of child poems and Hindi kavita. here in another funny   kavita on top 10 sms jokes, Funny Short Poems Read and Enjoy everyone, The most popular nursery theme.

पानी तो अनमोल है Save water, save life
उसको बचा के रखिये
बर्बाद मत कीजिये इसे
जीने का सलीका सीखिए

पानी को तरसते हैं
धरती पे काफी लोग यहाँ
पानी ही तो दौलत है
पानी सा धन भला कहां

पानी की है मात्रा सीमित
पीने का पानी और सीमित
तो पानी को बचाइए
इसी में है समृधी निहित

शेविंग या कार की धुलाई
या जब करते हो स्नान
पानी की जरूर बचत करें
पानी से है धरती महान


हा, तुम्हारी मृदुल इच्छा!
हाय, मेरी कटु अनिच्छा!
था बहुत माँगा ना तुमने किन्तु वह भी दे ना पाया!
था तुम्हें मैंने रुलाया!

स्नेह का वह कण तरल था,
मधु न था, न सुधा-गरल था,
एक क्षण को भी, सरलते, क्यों समझ तुमको न पाया!
था तुम्हें मैंने रुलाया!

बूँद कल की आज सागर,
सोचता हूँ बैठ तट पर -
क्यों अभी तक डूब इसमें कर न अपना अंत पाया!
था तुम्हें मैंने रुलाया!

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Enjoy Bhojpuri SMS Jokes|Bihari Shayari Messagses Collection

Bhojpuri is funny language in bihar so i have many jokes, sms and chutkule brought for you. best shayari in lalu rabari send your lovely friend and relatives. new bihari Laughter fun poems texts quotes. 

Are o friendwa..
tohar smswa ka intejar ma
hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.
Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do
Tohara Dost…..

Tohar sms jab awat hai,
Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.

1 African Girl says..
i Love U to a Bihari Boy
Bihari Boys Say
Tum husan nahi aag
ka dariyaho hum tumse
pyar nahi karsakte kyu
ki tum bahut karia ho....

Bihar aisa state h jiska hr
word se india k nam ata h
B-Bharat
I-India
H-Hindustan
A-arywart
R-Riwa

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Sorry SMS, Messages, Best Jokes For Sullen People

Here is latest collection of sorry quotes and shayari, you will find Sorry sms jokes in hindi and english words, beautiful poems share with your friends and anyone.

Strange Fact:
Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur kehna:
SORRY
But
Bahut muskil hota hai khud hurt hoke kehna:
I AM FINE

People say that..
“No Sorry and No Thanks
In Friendship or in A Relationship..!!”

But reality is:
These 2 words actually save the relations..!!

I am sorry to be smiling every time you are near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you are here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I cant help it.

Iss dost ki har khata ko maaf kar dena,
Har gile har shikve ko dil se saaf kar dena,
Akele na sehna koi bhi taklif,
Dukh ho ya sukh half-2 kar lena

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Send God SMS Jokes Hindi/English|Funny God Shayari Quotes

More people like God SMS, jokes greetings, lord messages in any language hindi and english. God Bless SMS, Text Messages 140 words New, Latest god Quotes, ecards Shayari Share & Read. 

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah
NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

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Chalao na NANO se baan re,
Jaan le lo na Ram re!! :-D


God has Deposited
Love,
Joy,
Prosperity,
Peace,
Laughter &
All Kinds of Blessings in Ur
ATM Account Use without Limit.
The PIN Code is PRAYER


Ek Lover ne RAB se pucha:
Aap duniya ko pyar ka dusman kyu bna dete ho?
RAB ne hanskar kaha:
Tum bhi to apne pyar ko rab mankar mujhe bhula dete ho..!!
 

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Jai Bhole Baba In Sawan SMS Messages|Month Of Savan Shayaries

Enjoy Savan card ! Special god shiva greetings and Mahashivratri SMS, jokes, shayaries, are you like Bol Bam Hindi Sloganeer, send funny and very beautiful quotes and messages for your friends and relatives on mobiles, facebook, twitter. Sawan Shayari with latest poetry collection online in Urdu, Hindi and english.


Shankar Ki Jyoti Se Parkash Milta Hai
Bhakti Ka Eeshwar Mein Wishvaas Milta Hai
Jo Karta Hai Darshan Shiv Ka Dil Se
Uss Ke Ghar Mein Shiv Vaas Karta Hai
Happy Shivratri To You!


शंकर की ज्योती से प्रकाश मिलता है,
भक्ती से ईश्वर मे विश्वास मिलता है
जो करता है दर्शन शिव क दिल से ,
उस के घर मे शिव वास करता है.
Happy Shivratri To You!

Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha,
Usne use Baadal ka Naam diya tha,
Rote the dono 1 dusre Ki Judai me,
Aur Logone use Barish ka Naam diya tha.

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Enjoyable Rainy Day SMS Shayaries|Barish Funny Quotes Messages

Full enjoy in Rain season and send sms, messages funny quotes your friends and nearest and dearest, Barsat, Monsoon hindi msgs greetings all the revel fun in Rainy Day, The largest collection of Rainy Day SMS on my blog. Browse our well collection of rain mobile sms jokes.

Pyar aur barish- dono ek jaise hote hai,
Wo humesha yadgar hote hai,
Fark sirf itana hai ki
barish sath reh kar tan ko bhigati hai,
Aur pyar door rahkar aankhon ko..


TITANIC For You
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_,-”:::::”=,/__
“\___________/
Apni Friendship ka Gift Hai.
Barish k Paani Main Mast Chalega.


Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.


Rain rain go away ,

come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday

that’s y rain come today
                    

Rain rain go away ,

come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday

that’s y rain come today

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Happy Blood Donation Day SMS Jokes Greetings

Best and unique selection of Blood Donation day SMS Greetings and quotes, here is the Blood Donate eards and funny messages collection in our blog you share nice quotes facebook and twitter.

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
…
…
…
…
“BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna….”



1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker ke record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki

“Apne nahi piya
tabhi to Humne liya”


Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?

Anyone guess

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The Great Khali.

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Celebrate Father's Day SMS Jokes Wishes And Greetings Hindi English

Father's Day is a celebration honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds in society. Many countries it Day on the third Sunday of June. So therefore best collection of  Father's Day sms jokes, messages English, Hindi 140 Character free father Greetings Poems and Funny Wishes send your lovely father. 
 
Thanks for being there through the tears,
laughter and dirty diapers.
Happy Father’s Day!

Please convey my heartful thanks to ur Father
because he has given a special friend in my life
That’s you.
Happy Father’s Day

Thank You Dad
For being my pillar of strength and
Fountain of wisdom
Thank You for everything you are.
Life is more beautiful when you are around.

“I cannot Thnink Of Any Need
In Childhood
As Strong As
The Need For A
Father’s Protection..”
Happy Father’s Day To All..

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Maa Beta sms jokes In Hindi Text Messages|Mom & Child funny Jokes

Top 10 sms jokes Beautiful sms jokes thoughtful line for Mom and his son, hindi Maa Beta Funny Joke SMS collection is here and send  sms for friends Share facebook & twitter.   

Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Maa- Excellent..!!
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs!


Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!

    
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

    
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.

Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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Enjoy Top Funny Bollywood Jokes SMS And Shayaries

Bollywood Actors Actresses Jokes In Hindi And English 140-120 character, funny sms jokes on indian bollywood celebrities send sms friends and relatives. 
 
47 Saal Ka SALMAN KHAN Ladki Dekhney Gya,
Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gai, Hossh Aaya,
Karan Pucha Tho Boli…..
25 Saal Pahle Yeh Mujhe Bhi Dekhney Aaya Tha..........


Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.


Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.


Dad Caught His Son Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song.
Dad: Padhaai kar Le Beta. Sheela Toh Exams Ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi.

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Family SMS JOKES 140 character in Hindi|Family funny sms Messages

Top 10 sms blog collect the many funny Family 140 character sms jokes of hindi and english language. You can share with your friends, lover an all buddies. Search Quotes, sms, jokes, Messages for Perfect Family Sms In Hindi.   

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!


Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!


Beautiful line for Mom and Dad
Aziz bhi wo hai,
Nasib bhi wo hai,
Duniya ki bheed mein karib bhi wo hai,
Unki dua se chalti hai zindagi kyun ki khuda bhi wo hai,
aur takdir bhi wo hai..!!


3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

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