Enjoy Pappu And Teacher Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

You can share Pappu Funny Jokes with your friends. We have added to the collection of Pappu SMS in Hindi and English jokes every day. There are New and Latest Pappu SMS shayaries Indian Naughty Pappu and Teacher jokes.

Pappu to teacher : sir mainu chutti
chahidi a,
teacher : kyu
pappu : ajj saade ghar 3 mehmaan
aa rahe ne,
teacher : kaun kaun ?
pappu : sir meri naani da beta,
meri mummy da bro, te mera
mamma…

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko

Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi
lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand
karti hai

Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai

Ab jabki pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai

aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin
karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha
nahi lagta

To yeh unka personal problem hai
,Aap kyun apna dimaag kharab ker rahe ho

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!

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Enjoy Sharabi Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

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पत्नी, पति से, "रात को आप शराब पीकर गटर में गिर गए थे।"
पति: क्या बताऊं, सब गलत संगत का असर है, हम 4 दोस्त,1 बोतल, और वो तीनों कम्बख्त पीते नही।

Wife: Aap ne kaha tha aap bina wajah sharab nahin piyenge.
Hu'bd: Wajah hai. Diwali aa rahi hai. Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali bottle bhi to chaahiye.

3 Piyakkar ne Daru pee ke Ek Taxi Roki....Taxi Driver ne Gaddi Start ki and Fir Band kar di...Bola yeh Lo Saab hum pahunch gaye
1st Piyakkar ne Use Paise De diye
2nd Piyakkar Bola...Thank You
3rd Piakkar ne ek Thappad Diya n Bola "Sale Aaram se chalaya kar...marwa deta aaj to"

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai…

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Enjoy Bollywood Funny Hindi Jokes SMS And Quotes

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Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
 
Dharminder: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Dharminder: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

Who is the first indians to use 4G ???
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Har baar rajnikanth nhi
hota hai??
He is anil kapoor
AG, oG , loG , sunoG

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यमराज: जानते हो कहाँ खङे हो, और किससे बात कर रहे हो?

प्राण: सब पता है, शेर खान ने शादी नहीं की तो क्या, बारातें बहुत देखी हैं...

यमराज (चिल्लाते हुए) -: हम यम हैँ यम! इस तरह से बात कैसे कर रहे हो??

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