Celebrate Husband Wife SMS Jokes Hindi/English|Pati-Patni Funny Jokes And Messages

Intruthing funny relationship of Husband Wife  Hindi, English Joke for you. Read and laugh with these top new comedy jokes from Husband Wife in Hindi jokes 140 words. Hare are the most funtastic jokes of Husband-Wife on facebook and twitter.

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

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Celebrate World Laughter Day SMS Massages Hindi/English|Laughter Day greetings And wishes

World Laughter Day takes place on the first Sunday of May of every year. See World Laughter Day Latest SMS Jokes massages, wishes and send your friends and relatives. Laughter Day  objective is health, happiness and world peace through laughter.Contains funny messages jokes for World Laughter Day. people shared greetings And wishes through SMS and on social networking sites namely Facebook, Twitter and much more.

Bhidu tujhe aaj hasne ka hai,
Dil khol ke sabko pakane ka hai,
Bole toh aaj laughter day hai..
Isliye apun socha…
tujhko hasane ka hai !

Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
wish You a laughter day

Biwi: Mera birthday hai, kya gift laya?
Pati: Wo Mercedes dekh rahi ho?
Biwi: Khushise…ha ha…
Pati: Usi color ki nail paint laya hoon!!
Happy Laughter Day 2012

Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
wish u a great laughter day

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Hindi English Inspirational SMS Quotes| Motivational Messages And Jokes

Share the top best inspirational quotes and sms your friend. top 10 sms jokes blogspot new Motivational SMS added every day. Latest Inspired Mobile SMS in hindi, english language, inspirational and motivational sms jokes in hindi 140 character here. 

If you want something you never had,
do something you have never done.
Don’t go the way life takes you,
Take the life the way you go.
And remember you are born to live and
not living because you are born!!!

Good thoughts:
Kill the tension before tension kills you.
Reach your goal before goal kicks you.
Help everyone before someone helps you.
Live LIFE before the LIFE leaves you..!

Good thoughts:
Kill the tension before tension kills you.
Reach your goal before goal kicks you.
Help everyone before someone helps you.
Live LIFE before the LIFE leaves you..!

Dali par baithe hue parinde ko pata hai ki dali kamzor hai,
Fir bhi wo us dali par hai.
Kyun?
Kyun ke usko dali se zyada apne Pankh par bharosa hai
Trust urself..

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Hindi English Best Wishes SMS And Massages 140 Character

A wish is a hope or desire for something so we have provide new and latest collection of Wishes Sms and massages with fun Quotes. find out more Best Wishes text sms messages and You want to wish your sms friends. there is top best wishes for exams, marriage Wishes, Jobezs (Naukri) Wishes, birthday (janamdin) Wishes, and god Wishes 140-120 Character.   

Aapki zindagi me kabhi gam n ho,
Aapki aankhe kabhi aansuo se nami n ho,
Aapko mile zindagi bhar ki khushi,
Bhale hi uus khushi me hum na ho..

I Wish 4 " U " I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."

Har phool apko armaan de,
har subah aapko salam de,
hum dua karte hain,
aapka ek aansu bhi agar nikle,
to khuda aapko us se dugani muskaan de..

The Best Medicine in The World
Without any Side Effect is a
**SMILING FACE**
I Pray That This Medicine Stays
Always With U…!!

Fresh air? fresh idea?
fresh talent? fresh energy?
i wish u to have a
special Sunday..?
marvelous Monday?
tasty Tuesday?
wonderful Wednesday?
thankful Thursday?
friendly Friday?
successful Saturday?
have a great week ahead.

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Celebrate World Labour Day SMS Massages Hindi/English|Labour Day greetings And wishes

Labour Day is an annual holiday to celebrate the achievements of workers. For the workers' holiday held on May 1, see International Workers' Day. Here is the  top collection of World Labour Day sms, messages, wishes and greeting. Celebrate the achievements of workers and sand greetings and wishes all your labour firends and brothers.

Mere hamsaye Se koi akar ye poche,
Kya halat h mere Ik ghar ki,
Jawab milega yahi k Main Faaqe karke bhi Mazduri kya Krta hoon.
Happy Labour Day

Let’s celebrate the labor
That built up this great land
From field to field to desk to desk
They built it hand in hand.
Happy Labor Day

Salute you on a Special Day
For all the hard work you do
Celebrate With Joy
This very very happy
May 1st Workers Day

Yahan Mazdoor ko marne ki kuch is lie bhi jaldi hai,
Kahen zindagi ki kashmakash mei Kafan mehnga na ho jaey.

So Jatay Hain Footpath Pe Akhbaar Bicha Kar,
Mazdoor Kabhi Neend Ki Goli Nahi Khatay,
Happy 1st May Labour Day….

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Munna Bhai SMS Jokes In Hindi|Munna Circuit Jokes And Messages

Intruthing Munna bhai and Circuit Hindi Joke for you. Read and laugh with these top comedy jokes from Munna bahi in Hindi. words. Hare are the most funtastic jokes of Munna bhai on facebook and twitter.
 
Circuit: Bhai U.S. ka Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe
Cirt: Dhobighat boletoh?
Munna: Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka.;-)

Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS
Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh
S=SARDAR
M=MANMOHAN
S=SINGH

Dost sorela hai kya,
Teri bahut memory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko
ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na,
Bole to GOOD wali night

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

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New Birthday SMS Jokes In Hindi/English 140 cheractor|Birthday Greetings, Wishes

You can share cute and latest Birthday SMS Jokes In Hindi 140 cheractor. Everyone looks and forward to birthdays Greetings, Wishes all your friends, children, and other relatives. Because birthday is a day when a person celebrates the anniversary of his or her birth.
 
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker,
khud ko akela paya hoga

Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
*Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU*.

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Aaj phir din aaya nachne, gane ka yaar
Janamdin mubarak mere Yaar....

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day...
may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

Tere Janam Din Par Tujhe Kya Pesh Karu
Tajmahal Du Tujhe Ya Chanderma Pesh Karu
Aur To Kuch Nahi Mere Pass Ae Mere Sanam
Sochta Hu Bas Tujhe Apni Baffa Pesh Karu..

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