Enjoyable Rainy Day SMS Shayaries|Barish Funny Quotes Messages

Full enjoy in Rain season and send sms, messages funny quotes your friends and nearest and dearest, Barsat, Monsoon hindi msgs greetings all the revel fun in Rainy Day, The largest collection of Rainy Day SMS on my blog. Browse our well collection of rain mobile sms jokes.

Pyar aur barish- dono ek jaise hote hai,
Wo humesha yadgar hote hai,
Fark sirf itana hai ki
barish sath reh kar tan ko bhigati hai,
Aur pyar door rahkar aankhon ko..


TITANIC For You
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Apni Friendship ka Gift Hai.
Barish k Paani Main Mast Chalega.


Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.


Rain rain go away ,

come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday

that’s y rain come today
                    

Rain rain go away ,

come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday

that’s y rain come today

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Happy Blood Donation Day SMS Jokes Greetings

Best and unique selection of Blood Donation day SMS Greetings and quotes, here is the Blood Donate eards and funny messages collection in our blog you share nice quotes facebook and twitter.

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
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“BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna….”



1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker ke record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki

“Apne nahi piya
tabhi to Humne liya”


Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?

Anyone guess

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The Great Khali.

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Celebrate Father's Day SMS Jokes Wishes And Greetings Hindi English

Father's Day is a celebration honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds in society. Many countries it Day on the third Sunday of June. So therefore best collection of  Father's Day sms jokes, messages English, Hindi 140 Character free father Greetings Poems and Funny Wishes send your lovely father. 
 
Thanks for being there through the tears,
laughter and dirty diapers.
Happy Father’s Day!

Please convey my heartful thanks to ur Father
because he has given a special friend in my life
That’s you.
Happy Father’s Day

Thank You Dad
For being my pillar of strength and
Fountain of wisdom
Thank You for everything you are.
Life is more beautiful when you are around.

“I cannot Thnink Of Any Need
In Childhood
As Strong As
The Need For A
Father’s Protection..”
Happy Father’s Day To All..

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Maa Beta sms jokes In Hindi Text Messages|Mom & Child funny Jokes

Top 10 sms jokes Beautiful sms jokes thoughtful line for Mom and his son, hindi Maa Beta Funny Joke SMS collection is here and send  sms for friends Share facebook & twitter.   

Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Maa- Excellent..!!
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs!


Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!

    
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

    
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.

Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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Enjoy Top Funny Bollywood Jokes SMS And Shayaries

Bollywood Actors Actresses Jokes In Hindi And English 140-120 character, funny sms jokes on indian bollywood celebrities send sms friends and relatives. 
 
47 Saal Ka SALMAN KHAN Ladki Dekhney Gya,
Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gai, Hossh Aaya,
Karan Pucha Tho Boli…..
25 Saal Pahle Yeh Mujhe Bhi Dekhney Aaya Tha..........


Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.


Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.


Dad Caught His Son Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song.
Dad: Padhaai kar Le Beta. Sheela Toh Exams Ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi.

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Family SMS JOKES 140 character in Hindi|Family funny sms Messages

Top 10 sms blog collect the many funny Family 140 character sms jokes of hindi and english language. You can share with your friends, lover an all buddies. Search Quotes, sms, jokes, Messages for Perfect Family Sms In Hindi.   

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!


Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!


Beautiful line for Mom and Dad
Aziz bhi wo hai,
Nasib bhi wo hai,
Duniya ki bheed mein karib bhi wo hai,
Unki dua se chalti hai zindagi kyun ki khuda bhi wo hai,
aur takdir bhi wo hai..!!


3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

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Enjoy Bengali SMS JOKES 140 Character|Bengali Funny SMS Messages

Top 10 sms blog collect the many funny 140 character sms jokes of bengali language. You can share with your friends, lover and all buddies.

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!

Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo :
Good night , 3 bachchar maa.
Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !

Prem korle PARISHAN hoye jai;
Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai
divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai
ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai.!!

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