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Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Punjabi SMS, Jokes collection 2013| Sardar Funny Quotes

Sardar Funny Quotes sms jokes 2013 send your lovely friends. Fine collection of punjabi sms
in hindi and english. here is top ten sms jokes for sardar

Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..


Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked: dooba kia
son:nai g
Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga
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Friday, 5 July 2013

Hindi Sawan (Barsat) SMS, Shayari Collection 2013

Sawan is a fifth month in the traditional Vikrama as well as the Nanakshahi calendar, The start of the month Sawan July and so i have provide populr shayari, Jokes, Sher o Shayri on Barsat, Hindi Sawan messages for you. send qute sms for sawan friends and  enybudy like this.

Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha,
Usne use Baadal ka Naam diya tha,
Rote the dono 1 dusre Ki Judai me,
Aur Logone use Barish ka Naam diya tha.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak
bijli Chamki Badal garje Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Ae barish (rain) jara tham k baras
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.
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Thursday, 4 July 2013

Funny, Sad And Love Story SMS Jokes Hindi/English

We have a huge collection of funloving All types short story in hindi and english languages. Send comedy motivational sms stories send it to your friends and relatives by mobile phones.

14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.

Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.


Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN ;)


एक दुकान के बाहर लिखा था, "इन्सानों की तरह बात करने वाला कुत्ता बिकाऊ है।"

एक आदमी दुकानदार से जाकर बोला, "मैं उस कुत्ते को देखना चाहता हूं।"

दुकानदार ने कहा,"साथ के कमरे में बैठा है, जा कर मिल लो।"

ग्राहक उस कमरे में गया तो उसने देखा, कुर्सी पर एक हट्टा-कट्टा कुत्ता बैठा था तो उसने उस से पूछा, "क्यों भई, तुम यहां क्या कर

रहे हो?"

कुता बोला, "कर तो मैं बहुत कुछ सकता हूं, लेकिन आजकल इस दुकान की रखवाली करता हूं। इससे पहले अमेरिका के जासूसी महकमे में काम

करता था और कई खूंखार आतंकवादियों को पकड़वाया, फिर मैं इंग्लैंड चला गया जहां पुलिस के लिए मुखबरी करता था। एक साल बाद यहां आ

गया।"

कुत्ते की बात सुन उस आदमी ने दुकानदार से पूछा, "इतने गुणवान कुत्ते को आप बेचना क्यों चाहते हैं?"

दुकानदार: जी क्योंकि यह अव्वल नम्बर का झूठा है।


A single woman, who retired just a few months back, walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her

neighborhood.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.

"What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.

"I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.
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Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Funny Children and Kids Jokes, SMS In English

We have brought Children and Kids latest sms, jokes and hindi chutkule for your loving people, 120 to 140 Character quotes for best for teenagers. Here is lots of funny jokes in English..
   
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy: Haa
Girl: To Phir Muje chand, tare, duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy: Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikanth Ka Beta nhi..

Baap: Sach bata ye 100 ka note kha se laya?
Beta: Gali me pada mila or agar yaqin na ho to bahar ja ke dekh lo, 1 admi abhi tak dhund raha he
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Monday, 1 July 2013

Happy Marriage Anniversary Jokes, Chutkule, Lovely Quotes

Once more time we have brought the latest sms, jokes and hindi chutkule for your loving people, 120 to 140 Character quotes for best married couple.

Old generation: Jb koi bat bigar jae.. Jb koi mushqil barh jae.. Tum dena sath mera.. O HAMNAVA New generation: Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jae.. Jab Koi Mushkil Barh Jae.. Toh.. Toh.. Hont Ghuma.. Seeti Baja.. Seeti Baja K Bol.. Bhaiya.. ALL IZZ WELL. :...

Happy Anniversary, and May our Marriage Be Blessed With Love Joy And Companionship for All The Year of our Love!!!!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
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Friday, 28 June 2013

Celebrate Jagannath Puri Rath Yatra SMS Massages Hindi/English|Rath Yatra greetings And wishes

A Jagannath Ratha-Yatra Festival is a Hindu festival that involves transporting deities on a chariot. So we have brought Hindi/ Bengali SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Jagannath Rath Yatra for you.

Let’s Celebrate The Glory of,
Lord Jagannath,
To Destroy The Evil From The,
Face of Earth.
Happy Ratha Yatra 2013 !

Chandan Ki Khushbu, Resham Ka Haar,
Bhadon Ki Sugandh, Barish Ki Fhuhaaar,
Dil Ki Ummide, Apno Ka Pyar
Mangalmay Ho Aapko Lord Jagannath Ka Tyohar.
appy Ratha Yatra And Ashadhi Duj !

Jay Jagannath jisaka nam hai,
Puri jisaka dham hai aise bhagvan ko
ham sab ka pranam hai.
Happy Ratha Yatra !
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Wednesday, 26 June 2013

College-School Hindi-English Sms Jokes & Messages

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
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