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Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)
Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
Neta Ki Wife: Suno Ji, Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Hai, New Le Do!
Neta: Mere Sath Bhaashan Mein Chalo, Jitni Marzi Le Aana,
Who Bhi Pasand Karke..
Guard enters Sonia Gandhi's office -
"Madam aapka MMS aaya hai !!"
Sonia Gandhi- Ohh NO !!
Man Mohan Singh enters :
"kamino mera poora naam liya karo."...
Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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.
.
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.
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)
Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
Neta Ki Wife: Suno Ji, Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Hai, New Le Do!
Neta: Mere Sath Bhaashan Mein Chalo, Jitni Marzi Le Aana,
Who Bhi Pasand Karke..
Guard enters Sonia Gandhi's office -
"Madam aapka MMS aaya hai !!"
Sonia Gandhi- Ohh NO !!
Man Mohan Singh enters :
"kamino mera poora naam liya karo."...
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